All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, when asked about his wife's "casual attitude to going under the knife on BBC Breakfast yesterday", Peter Andre said: "I am going to be straight. Do you ever consult your husband about the bag you're going to buy or the clothes you're going to wear? You know what girls are like and it's understandable"... Even more worryingly, he said of their 15-month-old daughter: "She's unbelievably like her mother in front of the camera. You say 'one, two, three' and she poses. It's unbelievable"... That JK Rowling earns in the region of £3million a week, which means she "pockets more than the next nine best-selling authors put together"... That their favourite 'adult writer' across the water is Jeremy Clarkson, who released his eighth book yesterday... I didn't know he wrote porn... That most come as a blow to Jordan, who's released about 150 books at this stage... That Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson are attempting to write music together again; this time it's a "track for a tribute album to music legend Quincy Jones"... That, of Amy meeting Jones at Nelson Mandela's birthday gig in Hyde Park, a source said: "He knew who she was and she was so thrilled to meet him. Her performance clearly impressed him - he was raving about her. This is just the opportunity she needs to show the world she has still got it"... That this was the gig where Amy changed the lyrics to Free Nelson Mandela to "free Blakey my fellah"... That Quincy Jones is clearly easily pleased... That, of his brother Liam, Noel Gallagher said: "Liam’s been dyeing his hair for a while. And he wears make-up. I've seen him in eyeliner at parties looking like something from A Clockwork Orange. And he knows about his moisturiser. I think he's trying to head off old age but it'll catch him... It doesn't bother me. I guess because I've never traded on my good looks like Liam"... That the solid gold statue of Kate Moss engaged in, eh, a less than attractive maneuver has been unveiled... That it's part of the Statuephilia exhibit in The British Museum, London, it's worth £1.5million, and I wouldn't have it in my home... The Lenny Henry will play Othello in his Shakespearean stage debut next spring... That it will take place in the West Yorkshire Playhouse in Leeds... That, of Mel B's 11 page invitation to see her renew her wedding vows in Egypt, one prospective guest said: "It was very ornate and detailed... Everyone has to sign an agreement to be photographed and videotaped. Mel is going to be selling the pictures to a magazine for as high a price as she can get"... That's romantic... That, of co-star Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe said: "I was a little worried about him after Titanic. The massive success of something like that, it's not always a positive, particularly when you're that young. Suddenly you find yourself on lunchboxes and bedroom slippers. That can have a deteriorating effect on the inside"...