That Geri Halliwell has been named "the top-selling children's author of 2008"... That Simon Pegg has been offered a $1.8million deal "to pen his own memoirs"... That Girls Aloud were "looking tired" at a signing of their new book Dreams that Glitter: Our Story at Waterstone's Piccadilly outlet yesterday... That they look fine to me... That if anyone passes negative comments about Nicola Roberts they'll have me to answer to... That, when Gary Barlow shared a plane with David Beckham, Gordan Ramsay and Chris Moyles, he said: "I could just see how that would be written, 'football star and top chef in plane crash'. Then in the last paragraph, 'pop singer Gary Barlow was also on the plane'"... No mention of Moyles?... That Take That met up with Robbie Williams for dinner during "a recent road trip across America"... That Jason Orange said: "Rob's looking really well at the moment. We went out for dinner and he was telling us he's been chilling out and writing a lot, but nothing with us. I don't know if it's all about UFOs but he'll be bringing something out soon"... That Adam Ant fans are on a quest to have him appear at next year's Glastonbury... That's food for thought for Electric Picnic bookers... That everyone's going gaga for the Brad Pitt's "personal photo" of Angelina breastfeeding a twin... That the image, taken at the couple's French home, Chateau Miraval, will appear in next month's edition of style magazing W. Hopefully it won't be as grainy... That Britney Spears has filmed a confessional film for MTV which will be broadcasted in the States on November 30th... That you can expect such comments as: "I sit there and I look back and I’m like, 'I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?' I've been through a lot in the past two or three years and there's a lot that people don't know. Sometimes I think I get kind of lonely because you don't open the gate up that much, you what I mean? You're guarded. You have to be that way, so I'm kind of stuck in this place and it's like, how do you deal? And you just cope and that's what I do. I just cope with it, every day"... That Dawn French features a list of people she's kissed in her autobiography, Dear Fatty... That kissing Johnny Depp was "sweet", while she likened her kiss with Jonathan Ross as "kissing a cat's backside"... That, of a Ghostbusters remake, Bill Murray said: "I think it'd be funny to have a girl ghostbuster. We don't have a girl ghostbuster. I mean, they say like, 'What if you passed it to Chris Rock?' And I go, 'Well, I dunno. Is Chris Rock gonna save us?' You know, I guess. He's funny. I just think there's some funny girls I'd love to see be ghostbusters"... Bill's a bit lonely now that his wife's left him... That Avril Lavigne's marriage to Some 41's Deryck Whibley isn't going too well... A source said: "Deryck isn't motivated in his own career, so he's been drinking and partying". That Lavigne remains optimistic/deluded saying: We email and talk on the phone. I'm always on my BlackBerry... He comes out and visits. I was just in Europe and he came out for two weeks at the beginning of the tour and two weeks at the end of the tour"... That Zac Efron had a middle-aged man lunge at him "to feel his hair" while leaving London's Apollo Theatre yesterday... That 'Jack' and 'Karen' are getting their own Will and Grace spinoff... That it might be a bit OTT... That, according to the New York Post: "One of the 'bundlers' who has raised $50,000 to $100,000 for the Barack Obama presidential campaign is Terrence Bean, who once controlled the biggest producer of gay porn in America"... That, of supporting Madonna on her tour, Robyn said she was told "not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures... I hadn't expected any glamour, but it's strange that they assume that the first thing you're gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna... Madonna is constantly chasing the latest trends"... That I doubt Robyn will have a 30 year career...