All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That a lucky earthquake shook Ewan McGregor and George Clooney out of their beds in Puerto Rico over the weekend... It measured 6.1 on the Richter scale and hit the location of their movie Men Who Stare At Goats... That Lindsay Lohan plans to dress up as Sarah Palin for Halloween... That, of her debut UK performance alongside McFly, Basshunter and Fall Out Boy in London over the weekend, Miley Cyrus said: "I've phoned my dad and told him not to expect me home. I want to live here. I've already fallen in love with 20 guys since I've been here. The accents sound so intelligent and I love the way the guys are so classy and wear trenchcoats"... That Miley must've spent most of her stay in questionable locations around Hamsptead Heath... That George Michael will now not receive his BRIT Award for Outstanding Contribution to Music since being caught with crack... A source said: "George was frontrunner to get the lifetime achievement award. But Brits bosses felt it would be better not to be associated with him for the time being since the Brits is a shop window for our music"... That, of his children learning of his musical work with The Funky Bunch, Mark Wahlberg said "I'm trying to figure out some way to destroy the evidence. I have a few years to come up with a good excuse but I have a lot of explaining to do"... That a heavily pregnant Naomi Watts has been seen motoring around New York on a moped... That, of Nicole Richie pureeing homemade meals for their infant daughter, Joel Madden said: "We talk about it all the time... I know exactly what's going into (Harlow's) body"... That Joel and Harlow will be attending a purity ball together in the very near future... That Lisa Marie Presley has given birth to twin girls, and not fraternal twins as previously speculated... That, of people who deny a dalliance with Botox, Sharon Osbourne said: "Oh my God! Those liars! I hate them! Those bitches! They are like, 'I didn't do anything.' Meanwhile, their eyebrows are here. Lying bitch! Nicole Kidman's forehead looks like a f**king flatscreen TV! How big is that forehead?"... That, when questioned about her appearance of late, Nicole Kidman claims she is "completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything"... That, in response to rumours she's dating the lead singer of The Wombats, Tord Overland Knudson, Michelle McManus said: "Some websites have reported that we're dating, but this is totally untrue. I've never even heard of them until now. They are coming to Scotland to perform soon and if using my name gives them more publicity then hey, I'm happy to help"... That Ringo The Crank Engine has said Ba Humbug to Christmas, while also saying "Peace and Love" repeatedly to his fans... That Salma Hayek's (we'll call them) acting abilities are making headlines again, this time on the set of 30 Rock... That, of her role as Alec Baldwin's love interest on the show, the actress said: "I am so excited to be part of such an intelligent, funny show, as well as working with the brilliant Alec Baldwin and the rest of the cast of 30 Rock"... That Alec and the cast are just as pleased, especially as her presence clearly ups the intelligence level... That, of a man "attacking" Zac Efron outside London's Apollo on Wednesday, Vanessa Hudgens said: "I actually got hit in the face! If anything, I was the one who got attacked, not Zac. There was a guy who was walking down the street and I think he was a little drunk and he got pushed into the craziness of it all. He was blocking the door so our bodyguard had to push him aside. I looked in the mirror and got a huge scratch and I was bleeding"... That Zac (probably under duress) added: "I just heard about it. I was just focused on (the) van door - I've gotta get to it. I got in the van and we drove away, I don't remember getting harassed"... except by Vanessa afterwards... That Puffy Diddy Sean Daddy Combs said: "There's nights in Vegas when I have my Frankie baby with me. That's right, Frank Sinatra is with me. Call me crazy. I’m not afraid to say I have imaginary friends. And Frank is one of them. He's always influenced me and naturally inspired me. So this was me honouring Sinatra, the Rat Pack, and the style and sophistication of that time. I love showing people a good time, throwing parties and seeing people have fun. That's me. And Frank was the same. He loved entertaining"... That Rumer Willis said: "For a while I thought about studying medicine at school and becoming a doctor because I've always been interested in psychology and how people's minds operate. But I'm able to explore some of that as an actor and ultimately I think it seems more interesting"... And you get to go to more parties, and get free clothes, and photographed a lot, and more money, and it was just easier cause of your parents...