All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That today's BIG story entails some of David and Victoria Beckham's personal belongings being sold on eBay unbeknownst to them... There's reams and reams of text in various papers, but the scenario can be summarised thusly: The 25-year-old son of their Beckhingham Palace housekeepers knicked a few frocks and footie boots, put them on eBay, has been caught and now the Beckham's are "deeply traumatised"... That 15-year-old Miley Cyrus has just finished penning her memoirs... A source said: "The star of hit TV show Hannah Montana was reportedly paid a seven-figure sum to tell her 'inspiring story'"... They might as well start scrolling up book deals very tightly in a bid for them to reach celebrity embryos... That Pamela Anderson called the pot black when saying of Jordon: "I have no idea how she became famous. She shows off her kids all the time in TV shows - that's beyond low. I'd never do that. Kids can't make that decision at that age, can they?"... Does anyone else Pammy's kids rollicking around on the trikes when her beach house was featured on Cribs?... That Jennifer Aniston has been seen canoodling John Mayer again, with the National Enquirer reporting: "Jennifer was in New York doing some shopping before she starts promotional work for her new movies, He's Just Not That Into You and Marley And Me. John was relaxing after finishing his international tour, and they hooked up. After spending time together under the radar in New York, they flew to Los Angeles together and looked every bit the couple they once were"... That, of being asked to host the European MTV "Europe" Awards, American Katy Perry said: "Shut-up! Shut-up! No way. You're lying, right? Are you kidding me? I was so excited when I heard that I was nominated for two awards, but when I was asked to host the show I wet myself"... That Take That are refusing to change the name of their upcoming album, The Circus, despite it sharing it's title with Britney Spears' new album... That both albums will be released around December 2nd... That Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are said to be "drifting apart and arguing on a daily basis"... That M.I.A., AKA Mathangi Arulpragasam, has confirmed her pregnancy... That Gerard Depardieu's 37-year-old son has died of pneumonia... His name was Guillaume and he too was an actor... That the reason Shanna Moakler hasn't been beside Travis Barker's bedside recently is because she's now romancing RocknRolla Gerard Butler... That, of her latest cinematic abomination Filth and Wisdom, it's director/writer Madonna said: "I'm so happy with the finished product. Writing it was actually my favourite part because it is so different from everything I do and deep down inside I'm really a writer"... In which case, I'm a habitual crotch flasher... That Dennis Rodman and Donald Trump are getting on like a mansion on fire on the set of Celebrity Apprentice... That the Rodman is also getting on rather well with fellow contestant Khloe Kardashian... That, of his lead role in Oliver Stone's George W. Bush biopic, actor Josh Brolin said: "Between each take, I would grab my balls and flip off the camera. By the end, the whole cabinet (co-stars) - Colin Powell (Jeffrey Wright), (Paul) Wolfowitz (Dennis Boutsikaris), Condi (Thandie Netwon) - was doing some great ball-grabbing. It broke up anything too serious"... That Don Johnson has blamed the premise of his show, Nash Bridges, on his deceased neighbour Hunter S. Thompson... That Lisa Marie Presley has named her twins Harper and Finley... That Fall Out Boy have somehow managed to get Elvis Costello to collaborate with them on their new album...