All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, despite a less than imaginative script, I had nightmares after watching Dead Set last night... I was trapped in a house, which had lots of windows and doors in need of locking, with Baz Ashmawy for company... That Brian McFadden wants custody of his daughters with Kerry Katona after watching her on This Morning... That he plans to move them to Australia, which won't be disruptive for the girls at all... That today's papers are making a big whoop over David Beckham renting an apartment in Milan, which is a "stones throw from an infamous red light district"... That David Beckham doesn't need to pay for it... That Scott Bruton, who was kicked off the X Factor last Saturday night in favour of Daniel (the dude who's always singing to his dead wife), is suffering from delusion, saying: "I'm stuck in my contract with X Factor until February. I'm getting a solicitor to look and see if they can get me out of it. I know I still have what it takes to become a star and I don't see why I should have to wait"... A show source said: "Being on the tour is his best chance of making a name for himself. He was never going to win the X Factor and he needs a reality check"... That, of his appearance as a judge on Peter Kay's Got The Pop Factor... And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice show earlier this month, Pete Waterman said: "Simon (Cowell) doesn't have a sense of humour. He's one of my best mates and we talk all the time but he's fallen out with me. I rang Simon so he could say, 'Your comedy acting is genius, Pete', but it seems he doesn't think it's at all funny"... That Lindsay Lohan has come out as a hetero, saying: "Linds is adamant she's not a lesbian and still loves men. She says Sam is the only girl she would go for. She has been telling everyone she's still into guys. She keeps saying if it went wrong with Sam she'd date a guy. She even flirts with guys when they go out"... That Dave Grohl has impregnated his wife for the second time... They already have a daughter together called Violet Maye... That Amy Baby Mama Poehler has given birth to a son called Archie... It's her and Will Arnet's first child... That Tina 'Sara Lou' O'Brien has given birth to a baby girl... It's her and Ryan 'Jason Grimshaw' Thomas' first child... That Jo Whiley has given birth to her fourth child, a girl called Coco Lux... That her other kids are called India, Jude, and Cassius... That Tina and Ryan haven't named their child yet but it'll probably be something in between Coco, Violet and Archie - like Daphne or Scarlett... That Leah Wood has found out she's pregnant... That she hasn't talked to her dad about it yet, and has drafted Kate Moss to mediate between the pair... Leah has not talked to Ronnie since he left her mum to go live with a 20-year-old Russian born cocktail waitress... That Bono's eldest daughter, 19-year-old Jordan, thought it'd be a great idea to post her home address, phone number and email on the website of the university she's currently attending in America... That Peaches Geldoff is to star in an episode of Ugly Betty... That she will play "a party-loving socialite who lives off a trust fund set up by her parents"... That Britney Spears is "to play herself in a biopic of her life"... A source said: "It's the film everyone will be queuing to see (um...). It will be dark and gritty, charting Britney's devastating falls, including her head-shaving ordeal and her traumatic custody battle for her two children. But it will also show the highs along her incredible life journey"... That, of Michael Jackson phoning him to "congratulate him on his success", Zac Efron said: "I've been wanting to talk to Michael Jackson my whole life, but as soon as Kenny handed me the phone, I was at a loss for words. I have never been so speechless. He said he loves High School Musical"... That Michael Jackson plans to do a 30 date global tour next year... A source said: "he wanted to do it for his kids. He wants them to see what he does, and he wants to take them on the road. He said he was on his way to Los Angeles to finalise the details"... That Katy Perry has poured scorn over those pictures of her posing with a knife, by replicating the pose with a large spoon... That, on her site, she says she's "against all violence... But I do condone eating ice cream with a very large spoon"... That Katy Perry has a sh*t sense of humour... That the father of knife victim, Sally Ann Bowman, said of Perry's upcoming MTV Europe Awards hosting duties: "MTV should pull this woman off air. She shouldn't be rewarded with an appearance before billions of youngsters. She's a bad role model"... That rock star/artist, David Byrne, said of his installations work: "One of my ideas was to have a giant walk-in microwave turned to low - just enough that you could feel the warmth when you walk in. But cancer doctors warned him the microwave would kill. Once you feel the warmth, the microwave has already cooked you"...