All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That everyone's talking about the dark doily Gwyneth Paltrow wore to the Parisian premiere of Two Lovers last night... Overlooking the fact that it creates the illusion of her crotch being near her knees; white socks teamed with black shoes and exposed white undies will forever be a "no no"... That there was no sign of her co-star Joaquin Phoenix... That Katie Price has been named Britain's Best-Loved Celebrity Mum... That Kathryn Crawford, of TheBabyWebsite.com, said people like Price "because she's not perfect"... The remainder of the countdown goes as follows:  2 Myleene Klass, 3 Angelina Jolie, 4 Davina McCall, 5 Fern Britton, 6 Jools Oliver, 7 Victoria Beckham, 8 Gwyneth Paltrow, 9 Tana Ramsay, 10 Catherine Zeta-Jones... That Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty didn't make it on to NME's Cool List this year... That, of his split with Terri Seymour, Simon Cowell said at last night's Music Industry Trusts Awards: "Don't worry about me - I don't need a lonely hearts ad. I'm off women now"... That he then spent the rest of the night "partying with Louis Walsh"... That Keisha Buchanan said: "There's something hot about Simon Cowell. He should get an award for being sexiest man"... That, of DanniiMinogue's future on the X Factor, a source said: "Dannii was brought in to be the younger counterpart to Sharon (Osbourne), but since Cheryl Cole arrived, she has replaced Dannii in that role and become much more popular"... The source added that they might replace her with "a younger male judge"... That Louis would want to watch his back... That David Duchovny and his supposed ex-wife, Tea Leoni, were seen holding hands while on a walk in New York while they brought their kids Trick or Treating... That the Cheeky Girls celebrated their 26th birthday on Halloween night (yep, the Transylvanian twins were born on October 31st) by manhandling some misfortunate male stripper hired for the occasion... That Noel and Liam Gallagher are "checking into separate hotels during their tour of Scotland"... A source said: "Noel and Liam have had their differences in the past and this time they made it clear that they didn't want to stay in the same hotel. They've had some sort of argument and plans had to be changed as Liam requested a hotel miles away from his brother"... That the picture of Britney Spears on the front cover of next month's Australian Cosmo is five years old... TMZ said: "These pre 5150/ K-Fed pics were taken by James White for a cover story than ran in Esquire Magazine back in 2003"... That Emma Watson is dating a 19-year-old Australian drama student she met while at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts in London... That Jemaine Clement of Flights of The Conchords is now the proud father of a baby boy... That the Farrelly Brothers are dragging The Three Stooges into the 21st Century... That today will be remembered as the day S Club 7 announced their comback... Jo O'Meara, Bradley McIntosh and Paul Cattermole will have to change their name to S Club 3 as the four other members - Hannah Spearritt, Jon Lee, Tina Barrett and Rachel Stevens - aren't fond of flogging the carcass of a long dead career... That the trio's fee is £3,000 per 20 minute set... I'd pay that to see them breakdown during a rendition of Reach For The Stars...