All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake did join Madonna onstage in LA last night... That Britney and Madonna should've swapped clothes... My favourite pictures include this one and this one... and their ode to Riverdance... That Lynne Spears' tell-all book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World has only sold 19,000 copies... That's not to be sniffed at if you're a nobody... That Simon Cowell gave Terri Seymour a "goodbye gift" of $9.6million... I bet she wished she'd waited 'til he dumped her... Simon gave his partner of six years $5million cash and then a further "$4.6 to buy a Beverly Hills home"... Simon said: "I don't want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me"... That Marks & Spencer's have hired Take That to bring a bit of pizzazz to their festive advertising campaign... That the foursome will star alongside the usual herd of Twiggy, Myleene Klass, and the bird who always pops up in her undies... The ads will be aired from November 12th... That Jamie Pressly, AKA Joy from My Name is Earl, has ended her relationship with her DJ fiance, Eric Cubiche... They have an 18-month-old son called Dezi James... Jamie said: "We are taking a break from our relationship, but we are together everyday with Dezi and still love each other very much. As you know, we have been friends for over ten years and will remain close friends as we both adore our son and want to make sure he knows we both love him more than life" (with each other)... That Antonio Banderas is in line to play Salvador Dali in a new biopic... That Jack Black will play the lead in a new big screen version of Gulliver's Travels... That Whoopi Goldberg is to play a man in the US version of Life On Mars... That Jennifer Hudson is staying at Oprah's apartment in Chicago... That Jennifer's sister, Julia, is posting pictures of her with her recently deceased brother on MySpace, alongside comments like: "Now that Jason's gone I'm the prettiest one"... That people deal with grief in many different ways... That a musical based on the life of Michael Jackson, called Thriller - Live, will hit the West End this coming January... That auditions for the lead role are being held in London's Lyric Theater on November 23rd... That the Brazilian paparazzo who accused Keanu Reeves of assault has previously admitted the following while on camera: "Most of us have no concern for the safety of others, to be honest with you. All the paparazzos are breaking the law, including trespassing, running lights, speeding down the opposite side of the street... We all know we are breaking the law, but it is worth the risk. Safety is not an issue with most of us"... That former Mighty Morphin Power Ranger, 29-year-old Skylar Deleon, has been convicted of a triple murder and faces the death sentence... Among his victims were a "couple who were tied to an anchor and thrown from their yacht"... That Hugh Hefner will give his ex-girlfriend, Kendra Wilson, away when she weds Philadelphia Eagles football star, Hanks Baskett... That Richard Grieco (21 Jump... Street), Mickey Dolenz (The Monkees), George Clinton and Sheila E (drummed with Prince in the 80s) are all taking part in a "new celebrity talent show Gone Country"... That it'll involve the singing of country music...