All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Denise Richards "accidentally" failed to make her flight to present The World Music Awards in Monaco... Of Denise, who was drafted in to replace Lindsay Lohan, a source said: "There were question marks over the exact reason but we've heard she wasn't overly-excited at coming. I don't think she wanted to share the stage"... That Jesse Metcalfe had been enlisted to co-present... Thankfully Michelle Williams jumped at the opportunity to join him onstage for the ceremony... That, upon winning Best Irish Act, The Script's Mark Sheehan said: "We're all going on the lash and then we'll take a bath in champagne. It's hopefully the first of many awards"... That Beyonce and Mariah Carey were the big winners at the awards, with the former winning Best International Female, while Mariah sashayed away with the Lifetime Achievement Award... Given the limited dressing room space, the likes of Mariah, Alicia Keys and Beyonce had the best dressing rooms, while Solange Knowles was given "a broom cupboard"... That, at last week's Europe Music Awards, Kanye West celebrated his performance by relieving himself on his dressing room floor... That he was sharing said dressing room with the Ting Tings... That Jules De Martino says, "We ask for a lot of unusual things on our backstage rider but that ain't one of them!"... That Paul McCartney has been asked to voice a new character for the fourth Shrek movie... That Katie Perry said: "I wish they had asked me to host Antiques Roadshow when Michael Aspel left. It would be my dream job"... That Britney Spears' son, Jayden James, was rushed to hospital after having a "suspected seizure" yesterday... A source said: "One minute Britney and her sons were relaxing and enjoying their first visit to Kentwood in months, and the next minute Jayden had fallen ill. He was vague and unresponsive so Britney dialled an ambulance"... It's the first time Britney's been allowed "to take her sons out of LA since Kevin was given custody"... That the BBC was "inundated" with complaints last night after the broadcasting of Strictly Come Dancing... The general public now feel that contestant John Seargeant is being "bullied" by judges Len Goodman and Arlene Phillips... That Terri Seymour is moving on from Simon Cowell, saying: "I'd consider doing Strictly Come Dancing. I've danced in a music video, so I don't think I'd be useless at it"... That Sienna Miller had this to say on Friday: "I'm single at the moment, and I'm completely happy with that. It's nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I'm cool with being on my own"... That, of perusing a career in politics, Val Kilmer said: "I plan to sit down with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm approaching this as a serious endeavour. But being famous as an actor is one thing - they take no prisoners in politics"... That, of his prospective co-star in The Thomas Crown Affair sequel, Pierce Brosnan said: Charlize Theron is someone who I've always admired. I think she's someone who has acquitted herself grandly. Nothing against Angelina Jolie. I think she's a magnificent actress. But Charlize has a poise about her and has an inner strength and femininity which I really like to watch"... That Nicole Kidman will play "the world's first post-op transsexual" opposite Charlize Theron in The Danish Girl... That, of Paris Hilton's role in Darren Lynn Bousman's Repo! The Genetic Opera, LA Times critic Mark Olsen said: "It seems the production has had to cut around the ubiquitous Paris Hilton, as she is never glimpsed in anything but brief, fleeting shots and her hoarse bark of a singing voice is used as little as possible… The film is bad - not good-bad, tacky-bad or fun-bad, just plain awful and nearly unwatchable"... That Peaches Geldof is divorcing her husband of 90 odd days, with sources claiming: "She woke up to realise the marriage was a huge mistake and that Max is not the man of her dreams. She doesn't fancy him anymore, and wants to move on. To her it is just as simple as that. She just wants to divorce him and find a new boyfriend"... That other sources are saying: "Like most couples, Peaches and Max have their ups and downs, and things might be said in the heat of the moment, but they are still together and they are not divorcing".. That no one really gives a sh*te either way... That Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow have been spotted at a football match together - the Arsenal v Manchester United game at the Emirates Stadium in London"... When they were clocked by a Sky Sports reporter, Robbie put his arm around Barlow and said: "We've not spoken a word to each other yet - we don't know how this is going to go"... That Paul Gascoigne wants to publish his "rehab diary", which he is convinced "will be a best seller"... That, of having his DNA frozen in a bid to be cloned sometime in the future, George Clinton said: "Cloning - we got generations of that sh*t. The pyramids? They was for cloning. That's why embalming lasts so long. Get the DNA and pull 'em back. So somebody been cloned already, but not me. Not yet"...