All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Paris Hilton has dumped Benji Madden after 9 months together... A source said: "They are just way too different. He has helped her grow up and they want to stay friends. But essentially he's a bit controlling"... We can expect pictures of Paris dancing on tables to greet us shortly - most likely with Stavros Niarchos clapping wildly at her feet... That Lindsay Lohan had a punch up with Samantha Ronson in a London club after the former was spotted dancing with Calum Best... it was destined to happen... A source said: "Lindsay was having a boogie on the dance floor with Calum. They were getting pretty close to each other and Sam was nowhere to be seen. And then all hell broke loose. Sam came screeching up to Lindsay, screaming blue murder and throwing punches. She went ballistic. The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene"... That MichaelLohan's charity boxing match has been shelved after his parole officers said: "We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing, whether it is for charity or not, is appropriate for his rehabilitation. It is inappropriate for a person on parole to engage in the same type of behaviour that landed him in prison in the first place"... That, of her new contract with NBC, Hilary Duff said: "I would love to do something on The Office. 30 Rock is great - very funny. Many people have done lots of guest spots on it this season. I would like to do something funny...  or I would like to kick ass or something"... She should do the whole sticking scorpions in her pants thing again, but for a whole half hour show, the viewership would be through the roof... That, of his kiss with Jennifer Aniston on 30 Rock, Alec Baldwin said: "It was painful. I mean, every man who's had to make out with her in TV and movies - I don't know how they do it!"... That Lisa Snowdon was caught kissing HeatherSmall's ex-dancing partner, Brian Fortuna, at MarkFoster's Strictly Come Dancing leaving party... A source said: "Brian's made it no secret that he fancies Lisa. He was in the studio on Saturday night cheering for her. We're not so sure that Lisa has quite the same feelings for him, though. But it's always nice to have a little flirting on set"... That he's the next best available thing to Brendan Cole... That 50 Cent has joined the cast of Dead Man Running, a "British gangland thriller that has been partially funded by England footballers Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole"... That Guy Ritchie will take no money from Madonna as part of their divorce settlement... A source said: "The priority for Guy has always been the children (they have decided on join custody) - he has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same"... That EnriqueIglesias has been ousted from his home with Anna Kournikova... The singer said: "We were living together for six months, but she kicked me out. We had a fight. We did make up, but she didn't let me move back in. It was a stupid fight - something about my dogs. I’ll move back in when she lets me"... Someone needs to tell him it's over... That, since talk of Mel Gibson playing away with a "28-year-old Russian singer", a family friend said: "It may turn out that Mel's friendship with the woman is innocent, but Robyn (his wife of 28 years) warned him that if he embarrassed her one more time, their marriage is dead and buried"... That a plaque will be erected in LA restaurant Barney's Beanery, on the 8th of December, in commemoration of JimMorrison's would be 65th birthday... The plaque will be "situated at the exact same spot" where Morrison "urinated on the bar" in the 60s... That John Taylor from Duran Duran will star as ChristinaApplegate's boyfriend in upcoming episodes of Samantha Who... That, if I were Cecilia Ahern, I'd demand a meeting *drools*...