All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Paris Hilton has turned bunny boiler after breaking up with Benji... That, on Saturday night, the simpHilton enlisted AvrilLavigne's help to track him down and did so at LA's Villa nightclub... That one of Paris' friends felt sorry for Benji and tipped him off... Benji was then seen vacating the venue at speed, shouting "Can't I have a night out in peace?", about five minutes before Paris and Avril arrived... That Ronan Keating is producing Boyzone: The Movie... That he's asked Cecilia Ahern to pen the script which he hopes will be "funnier than Father Ted"... That Ronan hasn't seen PS I Love You... That, of Zac Efron, Megan Fox said: "I'm obsessed with him. What you don't know is that Zac and I are the same person... it's like Janet and Michael (Jackson), we are the same person"... That Brian Austin Green is lucky she's so bats... That Britney Spears does an unnerving impression of her father in her upcoming SKY1 documentary... That John Mayer has met JenniferAniston's father... Someone who witnessed the family dinner said: "His nerves showed when Jen hit the powder room. John charmingly asked the table: 'How am I doing?' Then cracked, 'I am a wreck.' Everyone laughed and Jen's stepmom, whom Jen referred to as 'mom' throughout dinner, said, 'Should we get our score cards out? Like on Dancing With the Stars?' John replied: 'Exactly. It feels like Dancing with the Stars.' When Jen returned, her stepmom outed John for being nervous"... That Amy Winehouse said: "It's over. There's no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for sex. I fancied him (Blake) like mad, like no one else I've ever known. But it's not enough, is it?"... A source added: "They were into threesomes. It was Blake's idea, but Amy said she'd been with women before so it wasn't a problem. And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn't mention in a newspaper"... That the Vatican has finally gotten round to giving a reaction to JohnLennon's "We're more popular than Jesus" quote; a sentence which caused uproar forty years ago... The latest edition of Vatican's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, said: "After so many years, it sounds merely like the boasting of an English working-class lad struggling to cope with unexpected success"... That Tobey Maguire has fathered another child... That DC Comics are killing off Batman, with a source saying: "The latest Batman movie, The Dark Knight, starring Christian Bale as Wayne, was a box office smash this year (08) and another film is said to be in the offing - but it appears the comic book equivalent has now run its course"... Of MickHucknall's claims that the Gallagher brothers' behavior gives Mancunians a bad rep, Noel said: "The last time I heard of you, Fanta-pants, you were getting slung out of Knebworth for being s**t and fat. What you have to say about Manchester and its righteous natives is irrelevant as you are from Warrington"... That Guy's little Rocco will have a cameo appearance in Sherlock Holmes... That Lindsay Lohan and SamanthaRonson continued their worldwide warring by fighting at the launch of the Atlantis resort in Dubai... According to The Mirror, Lindsay had a knickerfit over the length of Sam's DJ set, saying: "How many more songs were you going to play? How long does it take to pack? It takes five minutes. Pack!"... That the couple "were said to have made up when designer Matthew Williamson offered them the chance to open a store in New York"... Money's a fine plaster... That Ronnie Wood has fallen off the wagon with the help of Rhys Ifans in Dubai... According to The News of The World, Ronnie said: "I've left Kat back in London. I missed the first night but I'm having a great time and there's a lot of making up to do now!"... A source added: "They were drinking for hours, surrounded by girls. A party of 10 went back to Ronnie's room to party until 6am"... That, somewhere, Jo Wood is happily humming the lyrics to Dylan's Like a Rolling Stone... That Ashlee and Pete's baby, Bronx Mogli Wentz, has the initials BMW... That, when TMZ rang the car company, a spokesperson said: "A new born baby is a magical moment for any family and we are happy that their son shares the same initials as us, but as for a free car on his sixteenth birthday we can not make any promises"... That newly single Evan Rachel Wood is dating Joseph Gorden-Levitt (AKA the young fellah from Third Rock From The Sun)... That 55-year-old Tito Jackson (AKA Odd Job) is to launch a solo career...