That Robin Gibb of The Bee Gees opted against getting on a £4k flight to Las Vegas after being told his hand luggage would be searched... A source said: "the singer song-writer, who was travelling alone, inexplicably refused and clutched the bag tightly to his chest. Eventually he agreed to be escorted back through the security checkpoints"... That Joe Swash continues to be a source of joy to geriatrics in the bush by repeatedly kissing George Takei on the lips... That George said, after many jaunts to Joe's new abode in the cave, "I visited your quarters in the cave and I envy your darkness"... That Rihanna's American Music Award performance outfit appeared to be waging a war against augmented breasts worldwide... That one hug from that spikey bustier would render NicolaMcClean's plane ticket home from Australia redundant... That Rihanna was willing to employ her two awards just to be sure... That Billy Ray Cyrus made Miley partake in the American Music Awards on her 16th birthday, and now he's hawking her services out to Christmas parties for middle aged lawyers... That A-Rod's soon-to-be ex-wife, Cynthia, said of his plans for Thanksgiving: "My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna... She called and he ran on her command back to New York City... Gross!"... That Paris isn't over her split with Benji Madden, saying the following on RyanSeacrest's radio show: "He's such an amazing man. He's my best friend. He's been so great to me. I'm still in love with him"... That, as it turns out, Benji dumped her and not the other way around as previously thought... Being dumped isn't Paris' only issue of late; the following happened when she was introduced to the crowd at a birthday party for designer ChristianAudigier's daughter, Crystal: "The entire room - which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming - booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage"... That Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have eloped... TMZ mysteriously managed to get their mitts on Spencer's marriage vows, which read: "Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I'm honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always"... I give it two years, tops... That Maureen Lipman did acid in the sixties: "I think I did take it once." she said. "Rather unpredictably ended up with someone I shouldn't have... I saw him the other day actually, funnily enough in a Notting Hill butcher"... That, of taking acid as a teenager, Robbie Williams said: "There is only one place I want to be - at home with my mum (BAD idea)... American footballs were coming out of the TV. So I decided to go downstairs and stab myself. Mum came out of her room and said, 'What are you doing?' 'I'm just going downstairs to stab myself - do you want a cup of tea?' I said"... That, of this drug taking years and the demise of this pop career, Jason Donovan said: "I kinda backed into a corner, wearing a loincloth and singing 'I close my eyes...' then going home and smoke a big fat spliff and thinking, 'What the f**k happened to me?'"... That Jason didn't really enjoy his lead role in Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat... That, of Kylie's reinvention a few years back, Jason said: "You pull your skirt up a little bit... and away you go. She's done an amazing job, she's unrecognisable from where she started"... That Jason's a little bitter... That jurors on the Boy George case have heard how the singer chained a 29-year-old male escort, called Mr. Carlsen, to his radiator... They've also heard how Boy George whipped Mr. Carlsen with chains, called him a "f***ing whore", and how this all sparked from their first meeting (facilitated by the Gaydar site), when the singer was convinced Carlsen "hacked" his computer and "claimed a fixated lesbian had cloned his machine and was operating it remotely from the United States"... That, of wooing her ex, Seb Chew, Lily Allen said: "I said, 'I've lost my keys and I can't wake my mum. Can I stay on your sofa?' He went to brush his teeth. I took my clothes off and jumped in his bed. It's the only way I can ever get together with people"... That Danielle Lloyd has scored six footballers to date, the latest being Ryan Babel... Her other conquests include Teddy Sherringham, Jermain Defoe, Marcus Bent, Gerard Pique, and Armand Traore... That filmmaker Steven Soderbergh has single handedly upped the amount of girls vying to be porn stars after casting Sasha Grey in his new film, Girlfriend Experience... That Sasha's previous work includes Anal Acrobats 3 and Blow Me Sandwich 11... That Christopher Wallace, the Nortorious B.I.G's 12-year-old son, will play his deceased father in a forthcoming film about the rapper's life...
