All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Russell Brand has now invaded CheGuevara's granddaughter, Lydia... That they met while dining in New York... That, if you're planning on seeing the soon to be released Guevara biopic, starring Benicio Del Toro, best bring a cushion and some hearty snacks - the film is four hours long... That Madonna got "teary-eyed" while singing to A-Rod, who was sitting in the front row, during her show in Dolphin Stadium last night... That 'the change' can reek havok in the hormone department... That, of divorced couple Jude Law and Sadie Frost, a source said: "They've become increasingly touchy-feely of late and pals are desperately hoping a romantic reunion is on the cards"... That 43-year-old Sadie and 35-year-old Jude have booked a family holiday to Brazil and are in the midst of house hunting... That David Tennant has granted Tchaikowsky's dying wish by using his skull in act 5 of Hamlet... A source said the musician's skull was left to the Royal Shakespeare Company "for use in theatrical performance"... That illusionist Harry Houdini will be portrayed by Hugh Jackman in a Broadway musical... That the audience will be amazed if he manages not to pee his pants wriggling from a straitjacket... That Ray Winstone said: "I think Alfie's a great guy. I like him. But if he wanted to marry Jaime, he'd have to come and ask me first or I'd tie him up and feed him to my two pet pigs. I'm the greatest dad, but I'm very protective"... That, of past Christmas dinners, Paul McCartney said: "We had all the trimmings but we needed something to simulate the turkey. So Linda made macaroni cheese. It was good, then she let it stand so it went solid and I was able to slice it. It kind of worked so we called it the macaroni turkey"... That this touching recount doesn't help Sir Paul's quest to turn the world vegetarian... That Kim Cattrall and Sharon Stone have both been asked to appear in the 8th Police Academy film... That Kim appeared in the first movie, while Stone showed her face in the third... An unnervingly upbeat spokesperson for the franchise said: "We are doing a new movie and it is going to be great fun. A script is being written and so far it is really great, everyone from the original movies who is still around will return. I know Kim and Sharon have been asked but they haven't said yes yet. It would be really great to have them onboard"... That Sharone Stone is there...