All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, of Sarah Symonds' further revelations that Gordon Ramsay has also enjoyed an affair with a "Danish writer", as well as a one nighter with some girl in LA, the chef said: "It's true, I confess. I've been s****ing Delia (Smith) for the past ten years"... Ramsay then went on to say: "Come on though, if I was really going to cheat it wouldn't be with a complete slapper"... We assume he was referring to Symonds, not Smith... That Geri Halliwell suffered a "wardrobe malfunction" at British Academy Children's Awards last night... That a rogue gust of wind lifted up one of her frills to reveal a red thong... That, given the stark weather, the transparency of the material, and the fact that it was a children's event, she might've thought to sport a more functional pair of knickers and perhaps a slip... At least Halliwell had a purpose for being there given she's now a children's author; I'm not sure why Bond Girl B, Joe Pasquale and the snooty looking bird from The Tudors were there... (and, is it just me, or does Suzanne Shaw look a tad too thrilled to be snapped in her car? In other news, Danni Minogue is a a midget)... That Aretha Franklin and P Diddy Puff Combs have devised their own American Idolesque show which will primarily focus on potential R'nB and hip-hop chart fodder... Aretha said: "The country will not vote. It will just be me and Diddy voting for who the next star will be"... That's novel... That Madonna's brother, Christopher, is directing his first film called Twist... According to Hollywood Reporter sources: "It's a gory teen thriller about a serial killer running wild through a coastal California town", while the film's producer, Nathan Folks, said: "We have not seen a script this twisted since American Psycho and Wild Things" - AKA more mindless gore porn, just what cinema needs... That Heidi Klum said on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: "I carry around a little bag of my teeth. We don't have a tooth fairy (in Germany), so I put them in a little bag... I don't know if it's good luck, it's just a crazy thing that I do"... That, one time, some custom officials mistook her little Blair Witch bag for drugs... That, of giving up coke, Lars Ulrich said: "Two guys in a bathroom stall - it feels like the most important place in the whole world in that moment. I've actually gone into bathroom stalls with friends since I quit, just so I still have a little bit of that bonding"... That, just when you thought the Randometer had gone off the scale - Rick Astley has finally capitalised on the Rickrolling phenomenon by appearing on the Cartoon Network's Thanksgiving Parade float in New York on Thursday, miming Never Gonna Give You Up... That John Corbett, AKA Aidan from Sex and The City, is "keen to reprise his role" in the sequel to this year's film/fashion show... There's a surprise... That, of the bruises and scratches on her and Jamie Hince's faces at a public event in Stella McCartney's store last week, Kate Moss said: "We had a fight about what to do for Christmas. We had a bit of a scuffle and I was wearing a chunky ring, which caught him right in the eye. It's all okay now though. We fight and we have our ups and downs - like anyone, really"... That, of Ronnie Wood hemorrhaging £6million on a fancy penthouse apartment, a source said: "Ronnie wants to trade his bachelor pad for a luxury Hyde Park apartment... Jo's very upset because Ronnie was always very careful with money - but now he's with Ekaterina, he's spending cash like never before"... That thrifty old men aren't attractive... That Noel Gallagher said: "Everybody knows who we are. You have to see us in league with The Rolling Stones now. Everybody's heard of the Stones, everybody knows what they sound like, everybody knows what they do"... That, of his hair, Robert Pattison said: "I don't have much of a sense of personal hygiene or styling or anything. I gave up washing it a while back"... That Pattison will try anything to free himself from the of unrelenting surge of Twilight crazed tweens...