That, after seeing Jessica Alba in the new Campari calendar, I'm tempted to send her a note saying "It's back on"... That, when asked what he was good at cooking, Brad Pitt said: "I can rock a Sunday BBQ but that's as far as my culinary talents go"... When asked about Angelina's "signature dish", he replied, "Cereal"... That Cate Blanchett is about to be come the 2,376th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... That, for some reason, John Sergeant has joined forces with Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles are making a bid for the Christmas No.1 by releasing a single called Let's Not Fight This Christmas... That Chanelle Hayes was seen "rolling her eyes back" and looking like a "zombie" at London's Funky Buddah club before leaving with Calum Best at 3.30am... That Gary Barlow said: "I don't see the point of Britney anymore, she was rubbish on the show. I think she’s more famous than she deserves to be now... Why come on a show like that and mime? I don't like her new song either. Her old stuff was great but maybe she should have spent more time on this one"... That Nicky Hambilton Jones, AKA the blonde droid who used to present Ten Years Younger, said getting replaced by Myleene Klass was like a "slap in the face"... The 37-year-old continued: "I trade on my experience and knowledge, not my looks. It does seem to me like a classic case of replacing any women over 35, regardless of how suitable she is for the role, with a younger face. For the first time, I felt old and past it. 'I can't let this pass without comment. If 37 is considered too old for telly, where are we headed?"... That a Channel 4 spokesperson said: "Myleene is an ideal replacement. Age played absolutely no part in the decision"... That hypocrisy did; Myleene's last Channel 4 presenting job was a stint on Miss Natural Beauty, which supposedly abhorred all forms of plastic surgery... That Paul O'Grady was "attacked by an adder" in his home, while throwing wood onto the fire... The chat show host said: "Blood was gushing from my right arm. I saw two puncture marks and realised I had been bitten. I think it crawled from the hollow of a log"... That Jessica Simpson said: "I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times"...