All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Mickey off EastEnders predictably was crowned King of The Jungle... That no one saw that coming... That OJ Simpson has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for kidnap and armed robbery... That the filming of Guy Ritchie's Sherlock is starting to upset London natives, by asking them to move their cars so they can shoot... An angry source said: "When they filmed V for Vendetta in Rawstorne Street they gave everyone £50 (€57) a day compensation. I told the film office that for every day they film, they should give us £50. They said they would give some money to charity instead but I said, 'No, charity starts at home, especially during the recession'!"... That Russell Brand is in talks to play Dudley Moore's Arthur in a remake of the 1980s film... That Pete Doherty has been asked by Roger Daltry to stand in for Pete Townsend when The Who play a one-off Teen Cancer Trust gig... That Kym Marsh (from Corry/Hear'say) has announced she's with child, thanks to the actions of Jamie Lomas off Hollyoaks... That Kim already has two kids from a previous relationship (not with Jack Ryder), while Lomas has a two-year-old son... That, of selling their baby pictures, Brad Pitt said: "Angie and I did talk about it a lot, especially with the birth of Shiloh. The pictures, I'm talking about the pictures of the kids, there's a bounty on our heads. These pictures are going to come out at some point, they're gonna be chasing us, they'll do anything to get these photos. So we just thought that maybe, since there's such a bounty and that bounty is so obnoxious, we could take that money and funnel it into something good... It's still a bit uncomfortable to do such a thing, but I know it's right in the end"... That all the money goes to The Jolie-Pitt Foundation... That John Mayer said: "I really feel for someone like Britney Spears. I just hope that there is a enough of a connection to the music because that is what keeps you going. I know for me if I had a crap day and I came home and I didn't have any music to go to, I would be lost. I can always go home and plug in a guitar and go 'that's why I am getting followed around'"... That's rubbing it in a bit... That Bill Murray was spotted on a red-eye flight from LA to New York, "making fun of the passenger sitting next to him with an eye mask, surgical mask and rosary beads by comically banging his head repeatedly against the overhead compartment"... That the apartment in which Heath Ledger died has been taken off the rental market as "letting agents have been unable to find an interested occupant"... That's probably due to the ridiculous monthly rent of $26,000... That Madonna drafted in Steven Meisel, the guy who took the photos for her SEX book, to shoot her Louis Vuitton campaign... That A-Rod said: "We're friends - that's it. I've been to two (of her) concerts, yet I've read that I went to 20. I've also read that we were buying an apartment together. That is absolutely ridiculous and not true.You have to have a sense of humour when it comes to this stuff"... That Seth McFarlane has been voted the Smartest Person in TV by Entertainment Weekly... That Tina Fey came second, while Oprah, Jimmy Kimmel, Josh Schwartz (Gossip Girl producer), Simon Cowell, Tyra Banks and Salma Hayek (AKA the woman responsible for Ugly Betty) all made the top 25... Presumably Jon Stewart was in there also... That, laughably, Katy Perry has been Grammy nominated for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance... That Jeremy Piven is dating John Cleese's daughter Camilla... A source said: "He has been totally head over heels for Camilla since he met her in July. (He has been) treating her like a princess. He even gets on famously with her dad, whom he idolises"... That CHipS star, Erik Estrada, has become a police officer for real... That, after appearing on reality TV show Armed and Dangerous, Poncherello decided to join Indiana's Muncie Police Department... A source said: "The actor has been working midnight shifts to keep up his reserve officer status"...