All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, of her (FINALLY *WHOOOOOPS*) being ejected from X Factor right before the final, the marketable reincarnation of Dolores O'Riordan said: "Last night was the most incredible, emotional night of my life and I'll remember that night for ever. It was sad but there was loads of positive energy and I think I took it really, really well"... "Really well" comparatively to Eoghan? Yes... Of Eoghan's manic reaction, the yodeler added: "He just said he was proud of me and that he was going to miss me. That's it really"... Then they shared a taxi, held hands and she wore a t-shirt with Eoghan's name emblazoned across the front of it... That Diana's boyfriend, 18-year-old Chris Jones, said he's "not threatened" by Eoghan... Chris obviously hasn't seen Eoghan's father... That Beyonce will appear on next week's X Factor despite her "feud" with Simon Cowell (he said she wasn't sexy and couldn't hold a tune)... A show source said to The Sun: "Beyonce and Simon can put their differences from years ago to one side... Beyonce singing live is something to behold and would just be brilliant"... That Christiano Ronaldo is now dating the 25-year-old Ukrainian model who works in Selfridges... That her name's Alyona Haynes and she's recently split from a "wealthy husband"... In addition to her job in Selfridges, she's also "the face of a dating website which finds beautiful Russian lovers for British men"... That Pamela Anderson, who wants to be taken seriously as an actress now that she's in her 40s, turned up to an art gallery launch wearing a t-shirt, heels and a pair of pants (and a beanie 'cause it was a bit nippy out)... That the same cultural event played host to Paris Hilton... That Miley Cyrus has changed her tune regarding Annie Leibovitz: "Everyone outside of America liked it a little bit more... The States are really conservative. She was amazing and so talented... I would love to work with her again"... That Vinnie Jones was arrested for bar brawling in South Dakota... A source said: "Juan Barrera, 24, said his roommates were playing pool when Jones approached and asked to play. He said Jesse Bickett, 24, of Montrose told Jones he'd have to wait. That's when one of Barrera's roommates asked Jones whether he was 'that guy from X-Men. He got offended by that, and he started pushing my other friends around. He said he's been in so many other movies or whatever'"... That Madonna is pretty much forcing Guy Ritchie to take a payout since he refused to touch her money... According to a News of The World source: "He is getting one lump sum imminently. Guy wanted to stay in their London home but Madonna refused to split it in two, and eventually gave him £12 million as compensation. She decided early on that he should get Ashcombe. Guy's ducked out of fighting over her fortune, even though he could be entitled to a big chunk... She is fed- up at reports that Guy is walking away with no money - she has sorted his finances for life"... That Brian Cowen unveiled a statue of Joe Dolan in Mullingar yesterday... That, of Nadine Coyle, a source said: "The other four can't stand her these days because they feel her heart isn’t in the band. She's become very distant and seems to resent the time she has to spend in London away from her new base in LA. Getting her to show up for things can be very difficult. The girls have always rowed, but this is the first time there’s been such a big split between one member and everyone else"... Of the recording of ITV's Girls Aloud Christmas Special, the source said: "There was an icy atmosphere and the others didn’t speak to Nadine. She was the first to get ready and had to wait ages for the girls, who were having a giggle with each other. Nadine ended up chatting to the dancers to pass the time"... That Suzanne Shaw hasn't invited Kym Marsh to her wedding: "I've not seen her for ages. I'm going to restrict the guest list to people I actually talk to. We were a massive part of each other's lives when I was in the band, but she is just not someone I speak to on a regular basis. We just haven't managed to keep in contact. I have my own life at home with Corey and you can't keep in touch. It's just one of those things"... That Suzanne has managed to keep in touch with Myleene Klass, Danny Foster and Noel Sullivan... That Steve-O has been signed up to take part in the next series of Dancing With The Stars... That that The Cosby Show has been "given an x-rated re-style - it's set to be turned into a porn movie spoof"... The New York Post reports that: "sexy scenes will take place in a set resembling Lisa Bonet's character Denise Huxtable's bedroom"... There's nothing sexy about incest... That one of Angelina Jolie's ex-husbands, Johnny Lee Miller, has become a father to a baby boy...