All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Diana 'The Hand' Vicars has decided to dump her boyfriend of 6 months... A source said: "Diana and Chris have split. She is overwhelmed with everything right now and says she doesn't want any boyfriend"... That sentence should continue with: "because she wants to "canoodle" the kacks off Eoghan during the X Factor tour/land some magazine deals while before next year's contestants become known to the public"... That Jordan said: "I saw that Kerry and Mark have been slating me again - they just need to get over it. When her Iceland deal goes, I'll wave at them in their tent because that’s the way they're heading. I'm sure Brian will get custody of those kids"... That "comic" turned EastEnders "actor", Bobby Davro, was the bizarre choice of warm up act for Barry Manilow's gig, in London's O2 arena, on Sunday... He "upset" the (largely female) crowd by saying that his co-star Linda Henry ('Shirley') "had a face like a bulldog licking p*** off a thistle"... That he also eluded to bedding Cheryl Fergison ('Heather'), saying: "I'm not saying she's big but I got on top of her and burnt my a*** on the lightbulb"... That Madonna's latest hotel bill, for her and her touring entourage, reached $1m. According to sources, the singer "splashed out $9,000 (€6,995) a night to stay in the hotel's luxury suite - a private mansion in the grounds - while her 200 backing dancers, singers, make-up artists, choreographers, managers and security took up another 110 rooms costing a minimum of $600 (€466) each"... Said hotel was the Four Seasons in Buenos Aires... That Blur is the latest band to reunite... That they're playing London's Hyde Park and Glastonbury... That, of Katy Perry, Lily Allen said: "I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me. She was signed by my label in America as, 'We need to find something controversial and kooky like Lily Allen.' And then they found her. I think the lyrics and stuff are a bit crass... When I met her I was bit frosty with her because someone asked her to describe herself. She's like, 'Aha, I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen!' It's like, you're not English and you don't write your own songs, shut up!"... That witnesses have seen Mariah Carey coming out of a gynie's office in LA "clutching what looked like a sonogram and being greeted by her entourage with cheers. She was ebullient"... That Nigel Barker has asked Tyra Banks to be his new baby daughter's godmother... That someone called Phillip Toledano has released a "photo book called Phone Sex", which chronicles the lives of 26 sex-call workers. That "many are grossly overweight, and one's even confined to a wheelchair"... According to The New York Post: "One wrinkly, 60-year-old retired businesswoman confides to Toledano: 'I make twice the money I made in the corporate world. I work from home, the money transfers into my bank account daily'"... That Robert Pattinson said: "People ambush me in public and ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair. I just don't want someone to have a needle and give me AIDS and I don't want to get shot or stabbed. This is my life"... Of the cacophony of screaming fans at the LA premiere of Twilight, he said: "I thought, 'Oh my God. Are they going to blow the place up?'"... That Robert Pattinson is teetering close to the edge... That Shaha Mishaal Adham, the woman responsible for shooting Mark Ruffalo's brother in the head, "surrendered herself at the Beverly Hills Police Department at 1.30pm (yesterday)... along with her friend Brian Scofield, 29"... That the 26-year-old's motives are still unknown...