All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That no one was shocked when Alexandra won X Factor, or when she doused Beyonce with the flurry floodwater from her face... That Alexandra is being positive about the future saying: "I want to do a duet with Girls Aloud. That will happen I guarantee it"... That Eoghan was beyond dignified in his defeat and managed to get pictured scoring Diana after the show... That Hugh Jackman has been asked to host the 81st Academy Awards in February... That organisers apparently don't want any fun this year and would prefer to go down more of a song and dance route... That's obviously the reason Ricky Gervais didn't get asked... That Nicole Kidman has upset the Aboriginal community by wrapping her lips around a didgeridoo during a TV interview in Germany... A source said: "Aboriginal folklore condemns women from even touching one, claiming it makes them infertile"... That some men just can't handle their womenfolk larking about with oversized pipe... That Naomi Watts has given birth to her second child, another baby boy... That Mischa Barton is now dating Luke Pritchard of The Kooks... Luke said: "It's early days yet but, yes, we are seeing each other. I'm very lucky. She's beautiful, so I feel lucky she decided to go out with someone like me. It came about because we have lots of friends in common and kept going to the same parties"... That Peaches Geldof is riling her husband by still being best mates with her ex, Faris 'Rotter'... A source said: "Peaches and Max have a firey relationship, and one of the sticking points is that she is still close to Faris. She arranged for all three of them to meet in London to become friends. It was awkward but Max is trying to keep her on side by being pals with him... Peaches is a free spirit. She always has and always will do exactly what she wants"... That being nothing of consequence... That the Italian producer of the 1976 version of King Kong, Dino de Laurentis was kind of a cock to Meryl Streep when she auditioned for the role: "He said to his son, who organised the meeting, 'She's ugly. Why did you bring me this thing.' He didn't realise I'd just graduated and studied Italian 105. When I replied in Italian, he looked like he had been shot"... That Eva Mendes is talking nudity, again: "I really want to do a PETA ad with Morrissey. I'd be happy to do it naked if need be. I've done a lot of work with them and I know Morrissey is a big supporter of PETA, so here's hoping! Whether Morrissey would want to get naked with me is another question (to which he'd probably answer in the negative). Maybe he could come up with something more creative than out-and-out nudity"... That Sharon Osbourne attacked a contestant during a recording of VH1 reality show Rock of Love: Charm School... If TMZ are to be believed, Megan Hauserman claims "Sharon O. ran across the stage of the show, grabbed Megan by her hair and would not let go. She says Sharon (who is the host of the show) continued to pull at her hair and scratch her until security eventually separated the two. Megan went to the hospital Sunday afternoon and filed a report with the LAPD on Sunday night"... Seemingly Osbourne was responding to "a crack" Megan made saying "Sharon is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star"... That the truth continues to hurt... That Chris Masterson (AKA Francis from Malcolm in The Middle) and  Laura Prepon (AKA Donna from That 70's Show) have split and are selling the mansion they bought together... That I didn't know they were dating either... That Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards' daughters were unhurt in the car crash they were involved in over the weekend... That Tara Reid has checked into the same rehab facility which housed Britney... That, of appearing in panto, Steve Guttenberg actually said: "It's important for me to shine. I’m somewhat of the name that the show uses to help sell the ticket. You have got all these super-amazingly talented actors around me - they're the vegetables. Then you've got the baked potato - that's the theatre itself. Then you've got the meat of the day. Whether it's chicken or ham or brisket, it's me"... The brisket is currently hamming it up in a musical production of Cinderella at the Churchill Theatre in Bromley, Kent...