That Britney Spears took her world tour (which consists of her miming Reemineeezer) to Japan where she appeared, ironically, on a show called Best Music Artist... That, according to The Sun, Britney wished the crowd, which mainly comprised of "non-Christian Buddhists and Shintoists", to "have a happy Christmas"... That Diana Vickers was turned away from the X Factor wrap party for being underage... Just as well considering she had to "make an appearance" at a Carphone Warehouse outlet in Preston this morning... she had That Jessica Alba will also make a cameo appearance on the same episode of The Office that JackBlack's sticking his head into... That, of her chronic BBC3 chat show, Lily Allen said: "It was a period when I decided not to be a singer or go on tour. I made a lot of money out of it. Thank you, licence payers - that was very nice of you. You think Russell Brand is your problem. Actually, it's me... I'm thrilled that we're going to make a second series. It's been such a laugh. I want to say a huge thank you to everyone who tuned into the first one and I can't wait to film series two"... That Lily Allen is the only one having a laugh... That Russell Crowe is being lined up to play Bill Clinton in a new biopic... That Anthony Kiedis is suffering from kidney issues... That the urge to throw in a Red Hot Chili Pepper joke is overwhelming... That, of letting the cast Valkyrie use their own accents despite depicting Germans, director Bryan Singer said of Tom Cruise and Kenneth Branagh: "If everyone was trying to do German accents, the risk of it feeling false was really high. It would make no sense. Why would they be speaking in German accents? They're German"... That Bryan's never seen OliverStone's Alexander... That Scarlett Johansson said of her next album: "I don't think I'd do covers, so it'd be a project that I have to dedicate myself to. I feel like that's something for the future." That, when asked if she had to do choose another artist's work to butcher, she said: "If I had to, Leonard Cohen, maybe"...