That Robbie Williams is keeping a vigil beside his 67-year-old mum's bed as she recovers from extensive heart surgery... That Jan underwent a bypass yesterday at a hospital in Cheshire and is said to be "critical but stable"... That Sir Richard Attenborough is recovering in hospital after a fall... That Andrew Sachs' granddaughter has moved up in the world; she's now directing pornos instead of appearing in them... That Andrew Sachs is to star in Corrie as Norris' mate... That Amy Winehouse has left rehab and flown herself, along with friends and family, to the Caribbean... That she was last seen topless on her balcony in St Lucia, lurching "from one side to another, waving her arms"... A witness told The Sun: "It was hilarious. Amy's balcony is over a quiet part of the resort that's popular with older guests. The mood was suddenly shattered by loud music, then Amy Winehouse appeared with her bits hanging out. She was dancing and slurring along to the music, oblivious to everything. The only thing protecting what was left of her modesty was her bikini bottoms - and they weren't doing a great job. A lot of guests didn't seem to know whether to laugh or scream at her"... That Jennifer Aniston has been willingly photographed swinging out of John Mayer for two nights on the trot over the weekend... That her latest film Marley & Me must be rubbish... That Madonna is planning to adopt another child, despite being single and middle aged. A source said: "The pop superstar is said to have signed paperwork to adopt Mercy James from Malawi - the same African country where she adopted her son David Banda in 2006... The four-year-old girl's grandfather has allegedly confirmed the exchange will occur early next year"... That, judging by pictures of her performance in San Paulo last Thursday, Madonna has now trained her vadge to provide an electrical output for her guitar... That Guy Ritchie is dating Hugh Grant's ex, Jemima Khan... That Lily Allen said: "If I meet someone who is not part of the showbiz industry, I think, 'Should I sleep with this person? Are they going to be straight on the phone (to the press)?' I guess that's why famous people go out with famous people, but there aren't really any that I fancy. I think I like much older men". She should add "balder" and "fatter" to the list too... That Leona Lewis is to cavort with Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford in her promo video for I Will Be... That she needs someone older looking... That Alexandra Burke has landed the number one spot in the UK charts with her version of Hallelujah... That Jeff Buckley's superior version is at number two... That Tom Chambers won Strictly Come Dancing, despite the fact that he should've effectively been axed the previous week... That Russell Crowe wants Ridley Scott "fired" as director of Nottingham... A source told the New York Post: "Ridley is the only one who is willing to stand up to Russell and tell him he's too fat and that he can't show up four hours late to the set... He (Russell) wants someone he can control"... That Kate Winslet has "dropped out" of the pending Dame Vivienne Westwood biopic... A source said: "Kate's people are saying she was never formally committed to the project but there are whispers Dame Vivienne didn't want Kate playing her. In fact Vivienne doesn't seem keen on the film being made at all"... That Matthew Followill of the Kings of Leon is being fined a whopping £50 for breaking the smoking ban during the band's gig in Cardiff's International Arena on Wednesday...