All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Jonathan Ross will return to our screens on Friday January 23rd... That Russell Brand has "installed a yoga gym at his London home to improve his flexibility in bed"... That Jennifer Garner has given birth to her second daughter by Ben Affleck... That Rebecca Romijn (the tranny from Ugly Betty and she who let Jerry O'Connell impregnate her) gave birth to twins on December 28th... They've named the twins Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip... That they're both girls... That Nicole Richie will make a cameo appearance on Gossip Girl... That Simon Cowell plans to launch Cheryl Cole in the States... The Sun claims that Cowell "has hired lawyers to sort out Cole's visa problems" (customs might take issue with Cheryl's criminal assault record)... That Cheryl's first port of call is Oprah Winfrey's couch... That Lily Allen said: "I have Katy Perry's number, someone did me a favour. I'm just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook"... That Simon Pegg and Nick Frost will play Thompson and Thompson in Steven Spielberg's adaptation of TinTin... That the muscle bound bloke Amy Winehouse has been pictured cuddling on a beach in the Caribbean is an aspiring thespian called Joshua Bowman... When asked of the nature of their relationship, Bowman said: "She's sweet - but just not my kind of girl", with another source adding: "He thinks she's cool but that's as far as it goes"... What the source meant to say was "He thinks she's cool for some free publicity but that's as far as it goes".... That Paris Hilton said: "I've only ever done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag - they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you. He'll want you much more if he can't have you"... I love that Paris compares herself to a bag... That the SimpHilton has played hard to get with former fiancees Jason Shaw and Paris Latsis, as well as Nick Carter, Stavros Niarchos, Benji Madden, some Swedish pizza boy/model and, most notably, Rick Salomon...