All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, of Lucy Pinder, Katie Price said: "Beneath that skirt is a bloke with b******s. She’s tough. A real bitch… And I’ll tell you something else - it's b******s she's all natural. She used to have a right beak on her, I reckon she's had her nose done"... That Ronnie Wood has spent £13k on a guitar for his 20-year-old giddle friend, which Jimi Hendrix once played... The Sun said: "Eka is still a beginner and has been having lessons from Ron. But a source said she saw the guitar a few weeks ago and hasn’t stopped talking about it since"... That Ronnie desecrated the guitar by inscribing it with their initials and this wee ditty: "Sweet as a daisy, sweet as a pearl, you'll always be my little kitten" (AKA "fluff")... That, of Sarah Jessica Parker's marriage to Matthew Broderick, various sources said: "The time has come when she realizes it just isn't worth it. Sarah Jessica is determined to get her own place and bring down the curtain on her marriage"… "Sarah's not stupid. She knows exactly what's going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce. They're essentially living separate lives"... That, while attending the New York Film Critics Awards on Monday, Josh Brolin said: "Quite the actor, that Sean Penn. He's not an a**hole like Russell Crowe"... That he's since issued this apology: "It was the ambiance of the room. I love him (Crowe). I think he's amazing. He's a friend. I was bummed out when I saw that"... That by "ambiance" he meant "booze"... That a long-suffering rep has issued the following statement: "Lily Allen would like to state unequivocally that she does not condone illegal drug use and has every sympathy with individuals and families whose lives have been blighted by drugs"... That, of her ex-husband Carey Hart, Pink said: "I told him that I would give him away at his next wedding"... That's intimidating... That Cristiano Ronaldo crashed his Ferrari near Manchester Airport this morning... A witness said: "The Ferrari went straight into the wall, his front left-hand wheel came off and then Ronaldo got out of the car. I was shocked. Anyway he was all right, he was walking - he was a bit shaken"... That Michael Jackson is returning to live in LA after 4 years away 'cause it’s "where all the action is"... That he's to rent a "French chateau-style home with 13 bathrooms, 12 fireplaces and a private cinema" for $100,000 a  month...