All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That the Pinder and her puppies bounced out of the Big Brother house last night... That to say Ulrika didn't take the news well is something of an understatement... That producers outdid themselves again with the visual of LaToya Jackson and Patches McGregor partaking in Celebrity Condiments on Ice, skittering about to Salt 'n Pepa's Push It... That Peaches Geldof and her husband are set for a stint in the same Caribbean resort that Amy Winehouse has been reeking havoc in for the last three weeks... That, to date, Winehouse has walked about with her baps out, groped waiters, thrown a glass of water over a fellow guest after she thought "a slight had been made", and "been sick over a buffet table after a night out"... That of Peaches heading to the same place, a source said: "She's got friends staying there and has been talking about visiting them"... That I'm guessing the "friends" take pictures of celebrities for a living... That James Blunt is dating "an erotic artist" who sells "sells full-body portraits made out of paper cuttings for around £15,000 each"... That Kate Moss as forked over thousands on bringing Chinawhite boss David Tang, former Hollyoaks actress Davinia Taylor, her husband Dave Gardner, their son Grey and his nanny, (Kate's) boyfriend Jamie Hince, daughter Lila-Grace and nanny Mary Davidson" to Thailand for the New Year... A source said: "Nobody has ever witnessed generosity like this. She was throwing away obscene amounts of money. One dinner alone at The Thainaan Restaurant came to £30,000"... That Drew Barrymore is pursuing Entourage's Kevin Connolly... That, of Russell Crowe starring in Ridley Scott's Nottingham, a source said: "It is a mess. Russell never lost the weight he put on for Body of Evidence - and so the love scenes between him and Sienna would have been laughable. He's so old and fat and she's so young and gorgeous. It's just . . . gross"... That Sienna Miller has been dropped as Marian and producers are now looking for "an older, plumper actress to play the role so [Crowe] doesn't look like a paunchy grandpa"... That, of watching Australia, Nicole Kidman said: "I can't look at this movie and be proud of what I've done. I sat there and looked at [husband] Keith [Urban] and went 'Am I any good in this movie?'... It's just impossible for me to connect to it emotionally at all... I don't usually see my films (clearly), but because of Baz I had to see it. I saw Moulin Rouge. I've really only seen that and this in my whole career. It gets worse as I get older"... That Patrick Swayze has been admitted to hospital with pneumonia... That it's two days since the airing of the TV special broadcast about his cancer battle, in which he said: "I'd say five years is pretty wishful thinking. Two years seems likely if you're going to believe statistics. I keep my heart and my soul and my spirit open to miracles. I pray"...