All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Lady GaGa said: "I always say to myself that I watch performances from Amy where I swear she didn't hit a note, and she was shot and shot deep on something, but I can't take my eyes off that beautiful girl. There's something about her that's so honest. That was what the Seventies and Eighties were about, and what women were about then, and that's why legends were created. It wasn't about manicures. When I'm on stage I genuinely black out. Or when I'm on daytime TV I can't believe women are sitting at home, knitting, and watching me, because I look genuinely certifiable"... That Stephen Fry, Lee Evans and Tom Cruise will appear on JonathanRoss's first show back on the box on January 23rd... Of Tom's inclusion, a source said: "There was speculation the Hollywood star had turned down an invitation to take part because of the presenter's part in the Andrew Sachs lewd phone calls row"... Then someone reminded Tom that there's no room for morals when there's a film (Valkyrie) to be pimped... That, of his aged appearance on the cover of February's Vibe magazine, Kanye West said: "I don't have grey in my beard in real life!!! I'm all down with being in my 30's but daaaaaaaamn!!"... That, after the Golden Globes, Brad Pitt was "approached by an intoxicated woman at the HBO after-party to let him know that he looked as 'ugly as a dog' in his latest film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"... The woman also announced: "And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible"... That one Roger Stone, of stonezone.com, has declared himself to be the new Richard Blackwell, stating that Pink looks like "an atrocious stew, a walking scrapbook of bad ideas" and referring to Justin Timberlake as "slobbish"... That Robert Downey Jr.'s father, Robert Downey Sr., is having his directorial endeavors "resurrected" by The Anthology Film Archives in New York... His film, Chafed Elbows, will be featured on February 6th and stars Downey Jr.'s mum, Elsie... It's about "a wacko who has an affair with his own mother, gives birth to $1,800 in $10 bills, has a hysterectomy, impersonates a cop, is sold as a piece of living art, goes to heaven and becomes a rock singer"... That Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson are naming their new son Dexter - "in keeping with the Henson family tradition"... That might be the case, but most people will think "Oh, after the serial killer?"...