That Boy George has been jailed for 15 months for the false imprisonment of a Norwegian male escort... That Judge Radford said: "In my view there can be no doubt that your premeditated callous and humiliating handcuffing and detention of Mr Carlsen shocked, degraded and traumatised him. He was deprived of his liberty and human dignity without warning or proper explanation to him of its purpose, length or purported justification. You assaulted the victim of this offence whom you had invited into your home by handcuffing him to your bed and inflicting on him additional wholly gratuitous violence beyond that needed merely to secure physical restraint and detention"... That George O'Dowd had previously refused to give evidence to "spare his dying mum the heartache"... Seemingly George told his brother David: "I know the likelihood is I'm going to prison, but I couldn't do it for mum's sake. She's dying. The only reason I didn't give evidence was for her. She's been through too much in her life already"... That Simon Cowell is releasing a novelty song penned by Russell Brand's warm up act, Joby Harte... It's called the Chugga Chugga Song and comes with dance moves... That, of the new/pointless Sex And The City movie sequel, Sarah Jessica Parker said: "My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes"... Who knew it could get worse?... That Jackie Chan is to play Mr. Miyagi in a remake of The Karate Kid... That's not as crazy as Will Smith's boy child, Jaden, playing Danielsan... That a host of showbiz sorts, including Mel Gibson, Gary Oldman, Terry Gilliam and Julia Stiles have come together to pay tribute to Heath Ledger in the latest edition of Entertainment Weekly... That John Mayer is proposing to Jennifer Aniston on her 40th birthday  on February 11th and is "designing" the engagement ring himself: "Money's no object for John. He didn't want to buy something that anyone else had, so he sketched it and is having it custom-made"... I'll believe it when I see it... That Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson will marry this summer... A source said: "They'd love to have one ceremony in Wales with the family and one in an exotic location. Now that their son has arrived, they are under even more pressure from their families so they'd like to tie the knot this summer. Once Charlotte is back to feeling slim and happy with her looks she'll want to be a bride, and Gavin is ready for it"... That Renee Zellweger said: "This is all just one big accident. I mean things went terribly wrong obviously with my journalism career. That felt really organic to me, that felt like what I ought to be doing. I thought certainly I would have a career that would have something to do with using my pen. I was quite, quite certain that I would"... Instead, she has a career in yo-yo dieting and squinting... That Lily Allen said in a recent magazine interview: "I would have a bath in the morning and Alfie would come in and even poo in front of me a couple of times"... That she went one step further on Dutch TV by exposing her third nipple, saying "It gets hard when you touch it"... That the L Word is getting a spin-off set in an women's prison... That, when talking on Carson Daly's show about her role in Secret Diary Of A Call Girl, Billy Piper said: "Bonk is like s*******, like sex. Cheeky is kind of cute and seductive, but not trashy, not seedy. There is one called 'sploshing'. What do you think that is...? It's basically making love to food. It's not like dipping sauce and condiments. You pay your standard rate and you get that"... That Happy Days is being remade as a porno: "This Ain't Happy Days XXX will be directed by Axel Braun and the stars Alan Stafford as Richie and Tommy Gunn as leather-clad biker The Fonz"... That "Indian movie icon" Amitabh Bachchan had the following to say of Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire: "If (Slumdog Millionaire) projects India as (a) Third World dirty underbelly developing nation and causes pain and disgust among nationalists and patriots, let it be known that a murky underbelly exists and thrives even in the most developed nations. It's just that the film's idea authored by an Indian and conceived and cinematically put together by a Westerner, gets creative (Golden) Globe recognition. The other would perhaps not"... That Beyonce has "abandoned her pet shih tzu" at Columbia Records in New York... A source said: "Everyone realises that Beyonce has been incredibly busy recently, recording and promoting her Sasha Fierce album. But the whole team will be glad when she eventually takes charge of the dog for herself again"... That Toni Collette and Chris Rock are close after sharing a near death experience on a plane: "We hit the remnants of a hurricane. I think I left claw marks in his arm. It was the most intense experience. It was petrifying, and I will forever be thankful, because he kept looking into my eyes and saying, 'we'll always have this Toni, we'll always have this'"... That Paul McCartney said: "I separate the real me from the famous me. It's a bit schizo... He does the shows and he's famous. And I go home and watch TV... When I meet young girls, they’re not interested in me. They want to meet Stella. I tell them, 'I'm famous too'"...