All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That it's compulsory for male actors to "go gay" in order to prove their range... That Jim Carrey will shortly be seen enjoying "sexual bluntness" with Ewan McGregor once I Love You Phillip Morris is released... That, of Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet said: "He feels more like my husband than my real husband, I'm talking about him so much"... That's alarm bell numer two, Sam... That, of pictures of his daughter crawling around a hotel bar in St Lucia "begging for drinks", an angry Mitch Winehouse said: "She was just having fun pretending to be a horse"... A horse indeed, but your little girl isn't 6 anymore, Mitch... That Amy is now dating another man she's met on holiday: "She has had her eye on this bloke for a while. He is another clean-cut, handsome, healthy bloke, much like Josh. He teaches tennis and other sports at the resort where Amy stayed before she moved to the villa. Amy's really into him"... That The Script have filmed a scene for MTV's The Hills... They'll be seen being "showcased to Epic Records executives by Audrina Patridge"... They release their album in the States on Paddy's Day... That Sile Seoige has split from her husband of 3 years as they "were struggling to make time for each other"... Her husband even moved to a job in RTE news production so they could spend time together but it didn't work... A statement released by Seoige's manager reads: "RTE presenter Sile Seoige and her husband Glen Mulcahy regret to confirm their decision to end their marriage of three years. Sile and Glen appeal for privacy at this difficult time"... They'd have more of it if they didn't release a statement to the press... That Britney Spears has landed a book deal worth $10million... A source said: "There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney, but she's never agreed to pen her own tome - until now. And some of the stories she's got are absolute dynamite. She's kept diaries so there's nothing she'll leave out unless she wants to. If the deal goes ahead she will write between three and five books throughout the next decade - it's one of the most lucrative book deals in showbiz history. Britney will talk frankly about growing up and how she went off the rails"... Some toiling writer with actual talent will then string it into something cohesive... That the spawn of Richard and Judy, Chloe, said of her new career in stripping off for Lads' Mags: "Mum would never have done anything like this when she was my age, but then she was the total opposite of me. Mum was never skinny. She's always saying to me, 'You're so lucky that you inherited your dad's metabolism.' She tells me I've got a lovely figure and should be proud of it because she was always bigger and felt like a bit of an outsider at school. She wasn't confident at all, whereas I so am"... That Chloe needs to learn the difference between confidence and smug arrogance... That David Beckham has been voted "the celebrity that people would most want to turn to if they had a problem", according to a survey conducted by Macmillan Cancer Support's Cancertalk Week... Digital Spy said: "Cheryl Cole was the second most popular celebrity confidante, followed by Fern Britton, Paul O'Grady, Gok Wan and Coleen Rooney"... That, if given the chance, most people who voted for David Beckham wouldn't be asking him for advice... That Courtney Love wants to set up 16-year-old Francis Bean with 22-year-old Robert Pattinson: "Courtney thinks he's charming and handsome and absolutely has to be Frances's first date"... That Courtney will ne inviting herself along... That Justin Hawkins has "landed a role in a new horror movie"... That it will star Charisma Carpenter, of Buffy The Vampire Slayer/Angel fame, as a "New York novelist who moves to the English countryside and becomes haunted by visions of a massacre at her manor house home"... That Mike Tyson has asked ex-Big Brother contestant, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, to marry him: "He has declared his undying love for her and has told her he wants her to become Mrs Tyson. He has even said he would like her to have his children"...