All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Ronnie Wood is planning a move to L.A, where it's the norm to leave your wife for someone a third one's age: "We had a great time over there recently. We managed to record most of the new album and I'm going back in a couple of weeks to finish it off. I would never have dreamt of living there before because I never used to like the whole vibe of the place. But it's much more mellow now and I could definitely see myself living there"... That Simon Cowell's guilt regarding Kelly Brook being dropped from Britain's Got Talent rages on with a job offer... That she is co-present ITV2's Britain's Got More Talent alongside Stephen Mulhern... Simon said: "I've offered Kelly a part on my ITV2 show. I actually liked her - she was good, she was fine"... 'Fine' gets you £200k and a job offer in some circles... That Kate Thornton's presenting career continued to take a downward turn when hosting the Strictly Come Dancing Live Tour in Newcastle... According to the Daily Star, "she had just announced Rachel Stevens as the tour show's winner when she told the North-East crowd: 'Come on Liverpool!', which was greeted by a chorus of jeers"... That Lily Allen said: "They (older men) make me feel better about myself because I can talk to them about things and they talk back. I don't think I'd go out with anyone under 40. I just like older men. I suppose I like guys that know where they're going and what they're doing... They probably don't fall in love as easily as I do. When I get into a relationship I get quite consumed by them. For guys that are older, relationships aren't usually top of their list. It's work first"... That, of his daughter, Keith Allen said: "I don't mind saying this, because I've told her already she needs to know when to f**king shut up"... That Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are putting the final nail in the coffin currently housing their relationship by opening a joint bank account. A source said: "Sam's very generous to Lindsay. She pays for everything when they go away together and Lindsay wants to show her gratitude by doing this. Sam is completely disinterested in shopping and things, whereas Lindsay loves to spend and always says she wants to be as rich as possible. Having a joint account with Sam is a huge step for her"... That makes no sense... That Declan Donnelly is dating Georgie Thompson of Sky Sports News fame... That GMTV's Kate Garraway is pregnant with her second child... That, of her new twin girls, Lisa Marie Presley said: "Finley is a little clone of me and Harper is a little clone of Michael, looks and personality wise. Little Harper, for 'harp', is this little sweet, calm, dainty baby. And Finley, which is Scottish for 'fair warrior', is also an angel but a bit more rugged. She is ferocious, funny and full of p*ss and vinegar, as they say"... Really?... That Dakota Fanning is to play an "Italian vampire opposite Kristen Stewart and brooding Brit Rob Pattinson in New Moon"... That Tom Arnold and Arnie are planning a sequel for True Lies... That Andy 'Gollum' Serkis will play Ian Dury in an upcoming biopic... That Gwen Stefani will go on tour with No Doubt this summer... That Frank Black has formed a band with Violet Clark, his wife... It's called Grand Duchy and their debut album is due for release in April... Black Francis hopes the proceeds will let them buy a house in, eh, Luxembourg: "We decided during a drive to the studio that we would take any proceeds and make a down payment on a house in Luxembourg for some strange reason. I guess that's where the name Grand Duchy came from. Maybe that's where we will come from one day - the crossroads of Europe. Near to here and there, but far from (current home) Oregon. Cold, gray Oregon. We just want a little place on the river, in the ravine, in the trees, in the stars"...