All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Tom Cruise turned down the role of Dan White in Milk, for some reason... That David Tennant is teaming up with Michelle 'The Boobs' Ryan in one of his final episodes as The Doctor... That Kelly Osbourne has admitted herself to rehab again... Sharon said: "Yeah, Kelly's in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud she did it. The family is all standing behind her. We just pray that everything’s going to be okay"... That Alex James turned down Coldplay when they initially expressed an interest in being signed to his record label in the late 90s: "I went to see Coldplay with Damien Hirst and Joe Strummer - my fellow record company executives *sniffs* - and we all thought they were ordinary and passed on them. I think everyone did, except Parlophone, just like happened with The Beatles - and Blur. Then again, I still think Coldplay are a fairly ordinary band"... That Kim Kardashian said on her blog: "I'm having a really good laugh over the fact that I've been nominated for a Razzie this year. I had so much fun filming Disaster Movie and giggled the entire time during the shoot. There is steep competition in my "worst supporting actress" category, I have to admit... including my fantastic costar Carmen Electra (you go girl!), Leelee Sobieski (what a surprise!), Jenny McCarthy (really?) and Paris Hilton (who could technically sweep this year's awards with a whopping three nominations!). It's an honor just being nominated! LOL!"... That Nicole Richie is getting a reality show "focusing on her life as a mother"... A source said: "Nicole wants the world to know what it's like to be a working mom with a rock star boyfriend"... I wasn't aware that Nicole had 'worked' since appearing on The Simple Life... That the very articulate Nicola McClean (AKA Twiglet Tits) said of Danielle Lloyd: "I just don't like her. I think she's dull, dull, dull, dull, dull. Boring, boring, boring, boring. There's nothing to her, apart from the fact she seems to be popular with footballers. I mean, that's the only string she's got to her bow"... That Angelina Jolie's former bodyguard, Mickey Brett, is to release a tell all book "which will set out to prove the actress moved in on partner Brad Pitt when he was still married to Jennifer Aniston"... A source said: "Brett, who headed up the Jolie/Pitt's security detail when the couple went into hiding in Namibia before the birth of baby daughter Shiloh in 2006, was reportedly fired by Pitt last year. The source tells In Touch Brett never signed a confidentiality agreement and could be in the clear when it comes to revealing all about the Hollywood couple"... That a pastry shop, situated under what used to be James Corden's flat in Beaconsfield, Buckinghamshire, is blaming him for it's demise: "With the credit crunch and losing key customers like James, the shop didn't stand a chance. We live in tough times... I used to see James all the time, he came in quite a bit. He was a really nice lad, I never knew he was famous. He looked like a regular guy who liked his food"... That he had a weakness for custard caramel eclairs... That, of being compared to other artists, Lady GaGa had the NERVE to say: "It's not a bad comparison but I want to be respected as an artist in my own right. Bowie, Prince and Grace Jones were all famous for their style and fashion, so I think it's a tradition popstars should maintain"... Nevermind her lofty self-comparison to musical geniuses, the over-produced pan flash can't even lay claim to a distinct visual style - more Aguilera does Donatella... That Rachel McAdams has started dating Josh Lucas... That, of being chased around New York by men folk, Heather Mills said: "I've got so many stunning girlfriends who can't get a boyfriend, but when I go out here, I get asked out all the time, and my girlfriends - who are better looking than me - say, 'How the hell does that happen?!' Maybe it's because I'm comfortable with myself"... It might also have something to do with you being LOADED... Keeping with deludeds; Mariah Carey flew into a rage when she found out she would have to sit in the VIP area during Obama's inauguration: "Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she'd be up with the Obama family. When she realised she wasn't, she bailed"...