All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, despite initially denying rumours, Rachel Evan Wood has been seen lip-wrestling with co-star Mickey Rourke at the Grey Goose Screen Actors Guild Awards after party... That Rachel has a soft spot for the facially unique... That, of his reluctance to attend weddings, Lionel Richie said: "I keep telling my friends: 'You don't want me at the wedding, and you certainly don't want me at the reception.' They don't understand what I'm talking about until they get the photo album back. Here's what you see: The bride and groom at the altar. The bride and groom walking down the aisle and leaving the church. From then on, it's Lionel Richie with the bridesmaids. It's Lionel Richie with the groomsmen... You'd think that I got married. The poor groom is in nothing"... That Lily Allen has penned her own Lonely Hearts type ad: "Slightly insecure and needy pop star seeks nice guy... Good sense of humour. Not a f**king retard. Rich"... That Charlotte Chuch might've already scarred her newborn son with her choice of labour music: "I’m sure it was Phil Collins' 'In The Air Tonight' in the end"... That it's not all bad, though: "It was funny, though, every time I had a contraction I was in so much pain then in between when I could speak I was like, 'No, no, no, not Bryan Adams. Turn Bryan Adams off!'"... That shock Celebrity Big Brother winner, Ulrika Jonsson, has landed a book deal worth £1million... Her last autobiography revealed that she had been "raped by a British star" (allegedly John Leslie), alongside some unfortunate intricacies of her tryst with Sven-Goran Eriksson... A source said: "She will have to pull something big out of the bag to top that"... That Brandon Flowers said: "I have no idea where the fear came from. Maybe from thinking they were trying to hide themselves. When I was six or seven years old, if I saw a man with a beard I'd cling to my mother. I was just convinced that they were going to take me away"... That an AC Milan insider said: "Italy is a superstitious country and people often touch things for luck - the players are doing the same with Beckham and touching his bottom because he is seen as a lucky mascot"... That Daniel Radcliffe said: "For a lot of straight guys - and I know I'm guilty of it sometimes - when you know a gay guy has a crush on you, it is the most flattering thing... My mum was a casting director and my dad was a literary agent and I was surrounded by gay men from a very young age. And I was the only boy in my class at school who had that kind of relationship with gay men. Most of my friends had parents who had proper jobs in banks and law firms so none of them had been exposed to homosexuality in the way I had - as a normal course of things. So they had a rather different attitude toward it than I"... That explains a lot... That Howard Donald has admitted to a "group w**k": "It were me and Rob... it only happened once"... That Mark Owen said: "That was an odd one, that. I think I was more of an observer"...