That the BBC are to cut the wages of their big earning talent, with "Chris Moyles, Jonathan Ross, Barbara Windsor, Graham Norton and Terry Wogan" being affected... That I too was pondering Barbara Windsor's inclusion in the "big earning talent" bracket... As it turns out, she currently gets paid in the region of £360,000 to snarl "Geeeet aaaahtavit", "Ooh Ahhhchie" and "FAAAAHMALEEEEE" a few times a week... A source said: "The BBC, like many organisations, has to make radical savings. Hundreds of staff have been told they will have to have a pay freeze and lose their bonuses. It's only right big stars feel the same pain. This will send a signal to license payers that no one is safe from the cost-cutting"... That Paris Hilton was seen "grinding" against 15-year-old Britain's Got Talent winner George Sampson at some Nokia launch in London.... George said afterwards: "I can't believe Paris Hilton picked me to dance with. She was great. Lady GaGa (who was "DJing") was cool too, but dancing with Paris was just amazing"... Prior to the grind, George said of Paris: "I don't care about her at all. I can't see what she is good at, her fame is just inherited"... That Denise Van Outen is engaged to her toy-boy Lee Mead - the curly-headed dude who won that Joseph (the dubious Webber-serenading-fest which they were both involved in)... That Richard Harris' son, Jared, said: "They went to a party Elizabeth Taylor was giving. She cut off the alcohol and kicked everyone out. She went up to bed and found Jason Flemyng's father and my father upstairs downing all the Chanel No.5"... That George Clooney will return to feature in ER, accompanied by Susan Sarandon... That Arcade Fire's Win Butler said: "We went to the Grammys and it was so s**t. You go to this venue, like a conference centre, at about 10 in the morning, and it's totally dry - no food, water, alcohol. Then, it's two in the afternoon and we haven't eaten. No one's eaten all day, and there are people in tuxedos offering $70 for a hotdog. It's a total crush of humanity trying to get hotdogs. It was a horrifying experience"... That, as if further evidence of his tw*ttish tendencies were required, John Mayer posted the following "motivational" speech on YouTube: "You're a man of strength, charisma, girth, honour, girth... and influence. You know, like that guy in the movie the Curious Case of Benjamin Brat, the older you get, the younger you get and right before you die a little tiny-man baby you're gonna discover the ability to time travel into volcanoes. I never saw the film, I'm just guestimating that that's how it ends"... That the word "guestimate" throws me into a rage spiral like no other...