All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Robbie Williams has purchased a house in Wiltshire, in what has been called: "crop circle country"... That Joaquin Phoenix said: "It sucks that, yeah, the footage is out there as like this incredibly bad sound, and you literally can’t hear what's happening. It was much better in the club, and I don't know who said that people were booing ... because that was not happening. Unless, of course, it's a pretty big place, and maybe it was happening. But it was not my experience. My experience afterward was I had a lot of dudes come up and say, 'We really respect you for doing it, putting yourself out there, and going with it'. Because I think true hip-hop heads know that it's hard, it's going to be a hard transition, and people are going to be lining up just to make fun of me"... That Stephen Fry twittering about being stuck in a lift on the 26th floor of London's Centre Point tower for 30 minutes is news... That, of his property company going down the crapper, Phil Spencer of Location/Relocation fame said: "I absolutely accept that people will be upset if they don't get paid for the last couple of weeks and that is deeply regrettable but I personally have been funding their salaries for six months"... That Nicola McClean said: "Me and Tom and her (Jordan) and Peter often get together - we have a laugh about the fact that I used to fancy Peter when I was younger, back when he had his six-pack. Then me and Katie strip off and the keys go in the bowl in the middle of the table"... That Eoghan Quigg has a new giddlefriend... Her name's Eimer Morran (she also answers to 'Molly', for some reason) and she's 16-years-old... That, when Eoghan was playing a gig in Donegal's Abbey Hotel, "He brought her on stage and was very affectionate towards her. He sang to her, then kissed her intensely at the end of the song"... That's he's due to join Diana and Co. on tour in February... That Adele has been asked to do a feature spread in Vogue... The singer said: "I went to go do my final fitting for the shoot. Then Anna Wintour wanted to meet me, so I was waiting in the hallway. It was just like The Devil Wears Prada. It was amazing. I was really frightened and I went in and she was so nice. She was like: 'What labels do you like?' I was trying to make up these designers that I was quite sure I had read in Vogue or something before"... That Annie Leibovitz conducted the shoot... I wonder how Cheryl Cole likes them apples?... That, of interviewing Leonardo DiCaprio before Sunday's BAFTAs, Fearne Cotton said: "I got 0.5 seconds with Leo at the Golden Globes last month, so I'm hoping for a good five minutes this time. Five minutes and maybe something juicy from him and an email address. He is absolutely gorgeous and even better looking in the flesh. Oh my God, yes!"... That Sean Puffy Combs was to co-host a party on Monday night but had to flee after arriving "at 1:45 a.m. with a six-man entourage"... A witness said he 'flipped out' when cops asked to search him and his friends. 'He went nuts, saying, 'Why are you disrespecting me like this? Why are you doing this to me?'... When told that the cops would have to search him and his friends there as well, Combs decided not to attend the party. His rep had no comment"... That, of Nightmare On Elm Street being remade, producer Brad Fuller said: "Here's the crazy part. We are getting incoming calls for the first time in our career with actors of real calibre and quality who are pursuing that role, which is absolutely astonishing to us"... Over to you, Johnny Depp, Patricia Arquette and Robert Englund... That Orlando Bloom and Juliette Lewis will "debut their new movie band at an afternoon concert in Los Angeles on Thursday... The stars hope to pack The Palace venue with fans while they record a gig scene for their forthcoming film Sympathy for Delicious (you know, the one about "a newly paralyzed DJ who gets more than he bargained for when he seeks out the world of faith healing")... That Kendra Wilson is being given her own reality show which will air on (where else but) E!... A source said: "Throughout the five highly successful seasons of the Girls Next Door, Kendra has developed a loyal fan-base with her outrageous personality and trademark laugh. Now she's faced with the reality of making it outside the gates of the Mansion and as Kendra's fans are aware, you never know what she's going to do next"... That it usually involves wiggling her hoop at warp speed... That Stephen King said: "Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good"... That French President Nicolas Sarkozy has made J.K. Rowling an honorary recipient of the country’s Legion d'honneur (Legion of Honour)... That she's essentially a Knight... That Bobby Brown is to become a father again after impregnating his girlfriend Alicia Etheridge... That six "youths" have been held after a snowball fight involving Lily Allen went awry... A source said: "Allen was earlier photographed laughing and joking with the paparazzi - even trading a few handfuls of snow with the snappers. But during the afternoon, a gang of six youngsters began pelting the star with snowballs, and the innocent game soon turned violent, forcing Allen to call police and flee with her bodyguard... She took it in good spirits at first, but it got more relentless. Some people told the gang to stop before people started squaring up to them"...