All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That I'm growing fearful of the weather, having slipped on my arse this morning in to the path of careening traffic (mortified but thankfully not maimed)... It also gives people in my area a viable excuse to sport balaclavas, which is never a good thing... In some good news; I learned from our Caughtout photographer that Irvine Welsh's wife, Beth Quinn, enjoys reading this page... Hi Beth! *waves bashfully*... That Pete Doherty is due to speak at Trinity's Philosophical Society this evening... That you have to be a TCD student and a member of the Phil to gain admission... Pete's then due to whisper at Pat Kenny tonight on the Late Late Show - assuming he makes his plane... Doherty recently said: "My house is definitely haunted. All of a sudden you hear a mad party going on in the west wing. It used to be the servants' quarters, which is creepy. When I hear it I just hide. It's uncomfortable but I think if I don't bother them, they won't bother me. Half the time I'm in my own world anyway"... That (I'm hoping) The Killers might split up due to infighting between Brandon Flowers and drummer Ronnie Vannuccui... That Flowers said: "I felt our unit was strong. But every now and then I do have a Sting fantasy where I want to jump over the drums"... That Jeremy Clarkson has landed himself in a bit of strife after saying: "It's the first time I‘ve ever seen a world leader admit we really are in deep s***. He genuinely looked terrified. The poor man, he‘s actually seen the books. (In the UK) we've got this one-eyed Scottish idiot, he keeps telling us everything's fine and he's saved the world and we know he's lying"... That Scottish Labour leader Iain Gray said: "Such a comment is really a reflection on Jeremy Clarkson and speaks for itself. Most people here are proud that the Prime Minister is a Scot and believe him to be the right person to get the UK through this global economic crisis"... That celebrities on the Strictly Come Dancing tour are f***ing up cotton bed sheets in hotels across Britain... The Mirror claims: "Midway through a six-week SCD Live tour, Jodie Kidd, Rachel Stevens, Tom Chambers and co have already run up hotel cleaning bills totalling thousands of pounds. So far THREE hotels have had to fork out on specialist dry cleaning bills to get the stains from bronzing oil out of their delicate 300-count Egyptian cotton linen. Our tour insider reveals: "The competitors have to look their best throughout the 45-date tour and that means loads of fake tan... Because they use such heavy duty stage make-up and tanning products, it has been ruining the bed linen and towels. The poor hotel staff - particularly housekeeping - have been tearing their hair out in frustration… Dry cleaning doesn't come cheap and every hotel the celebs have stayed in has been forced to spend around £1,000 each on cleaning bills. Some stars are more tanned than others - Julian Clary, for example, is a particularly lively shade of orange"... That Michelle Heaton has gotten a tattoo "of a butterfly with her boyfriend's name on the inside of her wrist"... That Hugh said it was a "nice" token... I give it 3 - 6 months... That Lindsay Lohan was seen having a strop at an airport after hearing she wasn't traveling first class: "It was so funny. She began to stomp her foot like a little child. Then when they insisted she couldn't be upgraded she whined to her friend, 'You better come and see me in there and check I don't die'"... That's code for "give me your seat, minion, otherwise be responsible for my death"... That the sequel to the embarrassingly superfluous Sex and the City Movie/world's most expensive fashion show has been given the go ahead... A source said: "Michael Patrick King has yet to pen a script for the sequel, but he is reportedly aiming for a summer 2010 release date"... That says it all... That Jennifer Aniston said: "I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband... it's like saving love letters"... Sure it is *pats head*... That Al Pacino will play King Lear in the big screen adaptation... That Hugh Grant said: "I remember going to the audition and saying 'This is the last one I go to'"... That I want to hunt down the casting agent for Four Weddings and a Funeral all of a sudden.... That Kristen Scott Thomas said: "I didn't get Kate Winslet as supporting actress at all. I thought the whole thing was rather odd really - it seemed to be incredibly unfair to the other actresses because (Winslet's part) just wasn't a supporting role (in The Reader). I don't really think they should have allowed it"... That Kristen will be well p*ssed when Kate wins Best Actress at the BAFTAs on Sunday... That M.I.A. will attend the Grammys on Sunday despite it being her due date... That, upon hearing she was the person most Americans would like to sit beside during a road trip, Drew Barrymore said: "This is the coolest story ever. I got so excited about this! I feel like I would be fun to sit next to. I’d be entertaining and engaging and I’d always have fun games to play"... That Fern Britton shattered a million Princess Leia fantasies by sporting this dress on This Morning yesterday... That Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova have split up, with Hansard saying: "I think we both concluded that that wasn't what we really wanted. We’re just really good friends"... It had absolutely nothing to do with the behemoth age gap... That who knew so much mileage could be derived from one rant...