All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Marisa Tomei said: "I'm not that big a fan of marriage as an institution and I don't know why women need to have children to be seen as complete human beings"... That Sophie Ellis Bextor has had another premature baby boy... That she delivered 2lb 10oz Kit Valentine on Saturday... That Salma Hayek said of her two-year-old, Valentina: "She woke up and her eyes were open and she's looking at one specific point and she's going, 'No no no no, au revoir,' which means goodbye in French (*takes notes*)... And she's looking at someone, but there's no one there. I was so scared, and I'm like, 'Yes, au revoir, whoever you are, get out!' And then she started saying it in English: 'Bye bye, bye bye!' I guess she was trying in different languages to see what nationality this ghost was... It was terrifying!"... That, of her hair in a new film called Nappily Ever After, Oscar winner Halle Berry said: "I'm shaving it off! I know. Here comes the controversy, but ... it'll grow back - I hope!" That the film's plot involves a women who breaks up with her boyfriend and shaves her head. Halle also recently said: "I don't want my daughter to look back at my work and think, 'Mum sold out', I want to leave a legacy that she can be proud of"... That Perez Hilton is recording a song called The Clap "for the soundtrack of Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild"... The celebrity blogger said: "The website is my number one priority and always will be. But if I have the opportunity to work with really cool people, then sure, because I didn't realise how much fun it could be"... Or how lucrative... That Perez has just released a book called Red Carpet Suicide... That Paris Hilton approached Sir Paul McCartney at a Grammys after-party and said: "I'd love to do a duet with you. I'm a singer too and have had an album out". That she also paid a compliment to his hair, saying it was "just like in The Beatles" *coughsPLUGS* and "so cute"... A bystander said: "He looked bemused, smiled and nodded - then stumbled out that he'd have to check his schedule"... That Boy George is writing material for Robbie Williams... That Usher's wife, Tameka Foster, is recovering after suffering a heart attack during a liposuction procedure in Brazil... Sharon Osbourne said: "My breasts, my face, liposuction, a tummy tuck, a leg lift. I've had everything you can think of except for my eyes and lips. I wouldn't touch them"... That Kate Thornton is still bitter: "I'll never talk to Simon again. He fired me to create headlines without even telling me beforehand, when we had been good friends. Sharon (Osbourne) and Louis Walsh really supported me, but at the end of the day it was a game of 'Simon Says' and he wanted me out... I wouldn't watch the show now because it would be like seeing your ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. You don't have feelings for them any more, but you don't want to see it"... That mum-to-be Holly Willoughby said: "I love wearing new shoes during sex and not just because its kinky. I'm not a foot fetishist or anything. I do enjoy saucy games with my hubby but I have found the best way to break in new shoes is to wear them during sex"... That Sean P Diddy Combs Daddy said of his new aftershave: "This one (fragrance) has a blackberry base... and it started from the smell of BubbleYum. I was chewing some gum and I was like, 'My breath smells really good, it smells like berry', so it started from there... It smells very masculine and sexy"... That Cristiano Ronaldo is dating an 18-year-old student from Manchester... That David Walliams' Elle Style Awards date is 18-years-old...  That Elle Woman of The Year, Courtney Love, said as part of her acceptance speech: "I've got my Prada bag over there and it's got stuff in"... That Courtney Love and Mickey Rourke "have been secretly dating for the past three weeks"... That excessive friction makes plastic melt... That Angelina Joile and Brad Pitt upset fellow guests in London's Dorchester Hotel by giving their nanny permission to let their four mobile children (Shiloh, Maddox, Zahara and the other one) run up and down the "hallway for over an hour"... A witness said: "Their nanny tried to quieten them down and move them out the way when people came through. But she had her hands full with the four of them"... That Lady GaGA has come across with something resembling an excuse for her outfits... That her half-blind grandmother is to blame: "She can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see you because you have no pants on.' So I'll continue to wear no pants... so that my grandma can see me"... That Michelle Obama is to appear on the cover of Vogue... That Katherine Heigl and TR Knight are leaving Grey's Anatomy...