All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault married in Paris on Valentine's Day... That's nice considering they called off their engagement last July... That Freida Pinto has dumped her fiance of 4 years: "Freida called off the engagement after the film took off. She could never have imagined how rapidly her career would grow and it's all been overwhelming. Since the release of the film, she's hardly been in Mumbai and even when she is, she's too busy working. Whether it's permanent or temporary she's not sure, but for now they are not together"... That, of Slumdog Millionaire, Danny Boyle's 88-year-old father Patrick said: "It's great - but definitely not my favourite. That is 'Shallow Grave'. It has always stuck in my mind because it was his first. I've seen 'Slumdog Millionaire' - but I think I missed a couple of parts so I wouldn't mind seeing it again"... That Patrick was caught dozing for most of the film's premiere screening... That Madonna's relationship with Jesus is *swoons* a publicity stunt?!... A source said: "It's a classic Madge publicity stunt but suits both parties well. Despite her advancing years, she looks like she's still got what it takes to pull a 22-year-old. And Jesus is getting a boost of publicity as well. Everyone's a winner. Guy saw the pictures of her and Jesus together and laughed out loud. He sees it as another publicity exercise. Taking Jesus to Kaballah is a masterstroke as she always historically introduces her lovers to the religion. It's just Madonna for you. She loves being the centre of attention. You would have thought she'd grown tired of it by now"... That (talented) singer Gabriella Climi said: "I saw this picture of Lady GaGa touching her crotch and I wasn’t keen on that. She needs to put some clothes on. Eventually you're just going to catch something and have to go to hospital if you keep walking around in your bra and knickers"... That there's a direct correlation between the amount of someone's talent and their level of dress... That M.I.A. went into labour at 2am after her performance at The Grammys last Sunday... That she gave birth to a baby boy on Wednesday... She posted on her blog: "ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER AND MAKING MIX TAPES AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!"... That Oscar producers are so keen for M.I.A to perform at the ceremony on February 22nd that they're willing to wheel her onstage on a bed: "We've said things like, 'We're willing to have her enter on a large bed.' We'll make it as easy for her as we can"... That Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore have been seen "making out"... That Amy Winehouse has been released from hospital in St Lucia after collapsing yet again... A source said the incident occurred after the singer "ran out of medication she had been using to help her battle against drugs"... That she'd want to not down them in one go... That Stephen Gately has admitted that Boyzone are "desperate" to have Mark Ronson work on their new album... That Mickey Rourke had to "redistribute his shoes" before his flight from London to New York was able to depart: "It was really weird and extraordinary to watch. Five-and-a-half stone - 36kg - of shoes is one heck of a lot of shoes, especially for a bloke. Staff thought at first he must have had his BAFTA in the case. It was freezing cold but he had no socks on and a pair of blue slip-ons with very low heels. And it turned out that he had about 40 pairs of shoes very similar to the ones he was wearing in the case. It's the sort of thing you'd expect of Victoria Beckham, but not of a tough guy like Mickey Rourke"... Of the rumour that he's dating Courtney Love (started by the 3AM Girls), Mickey said he'd rather "hump a gorilla"... That Kate Moss is a dream to work with... When she turned up two hours late to a Cavalli shoot, "she demanded a beer and then proceeded to finish off beer after beer after beer while she was getting her make-up done. When it was time for the shoot, she sat on the male model's lap but ignored him - didn't say one word to anyone - and then, when her pictures were done, walked out"... That Desperate Housewives producers are living up to the show's title since Nicolette Sheridan announced her departure... They're hoping some "girl on girl action" will keep viewers interested, so they're writing a kissing scene between Evan Longoria and... Terri Hatcher... That you'd have to pay me to watch a midget tongue a Peperami...