That Jonathan Rhys Meyers has admitted himself to rehab again due to his drink related issues... This is JRM's third stint in a facility... That, of Guy and Madonna, a source said: "Guy will say, 'Oh, It's in a bad mood today'. Even towards the end of their marriage, he would call her It. He told people, 'We can't make It angry'. There is absolutely no love lost between them"... That, of shooting Madonna's Ray of Light album cover, Mario Testino said: "At 2pm she (Madonna) said, 'OK, I'm tired. We're done.' And I said, 'But I don't have the pictures yet.' She said, 'You're working for me and I say we're done.' I said, 'No, we carry on.' The picture she used on the cover came after that. She didn't intimidate me, you see. I thought, I have to push my luck here, so I started kicking her like this, with my foot. She was like, 'Hey, what are you doing?' And I was, like, 'move here, move here,' and suddenly this created an intimacy. When these people come across someone who treats them as an equal, it puts them at ease"... That legendary lothario Warren Beatty is casting Lindsay Lohan in his new movie as his daughter... A source said: "Beatty is reportedly keen to keep a close eye on the 22-year-old, and wants her to live with him during filming"... That Annette Benning will be chuffed... That Dita Von Teese has signed a record deal with Interscope... That Chris Brown "considering a plea of self-defence if he is forced to go to court for his alleged altercation with Rihanna"... A source said: "He's saying she threw a phone at him, then hit him in the head and basically just lost it. He's saying she attacked him"... That Bow Wow said: "I just want people to know that as entertainers, our job is to entertain. We're not perfect. We put our pants on the same way everybody else puts their pants on"... and hit our partners the same way every other coward hits their partners?... That Sarah Harding lost Elbow's NME award in the jacks at the after party: "As she emerged from the toilets she said, 'F***, where's that award gone?' It dawned on her she'd left it in the toilets, but it wasn't there when she checked. Someone had nicked it. That's when things got a bit too much for her and she decided to leave"... That Peaches Geldof was seen "hugging" Faris Badwin "in a corner" during the awards... That Freddie Prinze Jr. is no longer working with the WWE: "The star had not been seen at a taping of the programme for several months, leading to rumours of a rift between Prinze Jr. and wrestling bosses. Prinze Jr. left the company last Friday (20Feb09) after swapping to a part-time role within the creative team, according to PWInsider.com"... That the "divorce" rumours will start shortly again... That Russell Simmons is to pay his ex-wife Kimora Lee Simmons $40k a month in child support... That's $20k per child a month... I don't recall costing that much as a six-year-old... That The Neverending Story is the latest film from my childhood to be rehashed... That Antonio Banderas has joined the cast of Woody Allen's next movie, which already includes Freida Pinto, Naomi Watts, Josh Brolin and Anthony Hopkins... That Melanie Griffith's isn't at all jealous... That Alex Kapranos said: "I had a really horrible experience a couple of years ago. Some crazy stalker fan got access to some really personal details of my life. The idea that there are people who aren't just satisfied with listening to the music - that they want to suck out the very essence of my soul, like some vampire - made me want to withdraw further. I've decided I can't talk about certain parts of my personal life... It's very difficult for me because I have this desire to be honest and open"... That, of Britney Spears, John Mayer said her songs are all "about, 'I'm going out tonight, but nobody look at me...' I've never met her and I'm not coming down on her but all the songs are sorta like, 'I'm getting all my girls together, we're gonna go out...' and like, 'I've got holes cut out for t**s, I've got flashlights on me.' And it's like, 'Why is everybody looking at me, everybody's looking at me.' It's been so successful for her that I'm doing it too"... The Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson have been pictured together in Paris (the timing of which has nothing to do with the upcoming European release of Marley and Me)... That, when tearfully accepting a Green Medallion from France's Culture Minister Christine Albanel for his achievements as an actor, Dustin Hoffman said: "When you get to my age, you cry at the weather reports"... That MGMT are suing President Nicolas Sarkozy for using Kids on one of his online campaign videos without their permission... That officials "admitted using the song and apologised for the mistake, offering the band a symbolic gesture of one euro in compensation. But lawyers for MGMT, made up of Ben Goldwasser and Andrew VanWyngarden, have rejected the offer and are following up their legal complaint. Their attorney, Isabelle Wekstein, says, "This offer is disrespectful of the rights of artists and authors. It is insulting. We are dealing with acts of counterfeiting, an infringement of intellectual property"... That Fox has renewed The Simpsons for another two series, which makes it "US TV's longest-running prime-time series"...

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