That P Diddy took the time to repeatedly update his Twitter while claiming to be in the midst of a tantric sex session *heaves*... That he signed off with: "I gotta stop. I'm tired and sore! I’ll try again tomorrow"... That Kanye West had to have his 3-hour interview with VHI's Storytellers "heavily edited" after he included such sentiments as: "Can't we give Chris a break? I know I make mistakes in life... Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing ... He's a real f*ckin' person; he makes mistakes... O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?"... That Liza Minnelli said: "No matter how successful the man is, it's hard for him to take. And maybe it's politically incorrect to say, but I get it. I'm not going to refuse that autograph. I'm not going to deny that photographer. I certainly won't stop touring. It's too hard on any man"... Any man with an ego as fragile as a 95-year-old's hip... ... That Emma Watson has been accepted into Yale... That E! Online reports: "I just got word that Pattinson and Jackman engaged in some karaoke crooning together this week at a bar in Tokyo. The two have been in Japan on business. Pattison touched down on Tuesday to promote Twilight while Jackman and Nicole Kidman attended last night's premiere of Australia"... That Drew Barrymore is to direct the third installment Twilight... That Nathan Followill said: "When we signed the deal with RCA, it was just me and Caleb. The label told us they were going to put a band together, but we said, 'We're going to buy our little brother a bass, he's a freshman in high school. Caleb will teach himself the guitar. Our cousin Matthew played guitar when he was 10 and I'll play drums.' The record label agreed. Jared had never picked up a bass, Caleb had never played the guitar and Matt had only taken two guitar lessons. We kidnapped our cousin from Mississippi, told his mom he was coming for the week and just never let him go home"... That Lindsay Lohan joined Samantha and Mark Ronson to sing With A Little Help From My Friends at a Ronson family Bar Mitzvah... That Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism... That the father of Slumdog Millionaire star Azharuddin (he played Jamal) beat the 10-year-old in Mumbai yesterday: "He had been given the day off school after his long flight and wanted to rest, but his father - who hopes child star Azharuddin could be his ticket out of Mumbai's Dharavi slum - wanted to show him off outside their home"... That Farah Fawcett has "dismissed her staff and said farewell to her friends as she prepares to die from cancer"... That Simon Cowell was stopped by traffic police in LA for not wearing a seatbelt or displaying a front license plate... That Myleene Klass has "decided that she wants to host quiz and chat shows in the States following her success on UK television in recent years"... If it means we don't have to look at her as much, I say bring it on"... That Pete Wentz said: "I refuse to answer my front door because I'm convinced someone is going to murder me. I used to think that some day I'd end up murdering a close friend or relative. Now it's reversed and I'm convinced it's going to happen to me. That's the way I'm going out, I'm completely sure of it. So I refuse to answer the front door - it greatly minimises that risk"... That Michael Jackson has requested the presence of nine doctors while he performs a private gig for "Russian billionaire Oleg Derispaska in April (09) in exchange for $2.9 million"... That No Doubt plan to commence their reunion by appearing on Gossip Girl... That Noel Gallagher posted this on his blog: "Spent the day in bed yesterday nursing a bad head. For some reason I watched MTV's European Top Ten. It was painful. Leona Lewis doing Snow Patrol. Ouch! Kings Of Leon doing U2. Ouch! The Killers doing fancy dress. Ouch! Lady Gaga (I may be showing my age here but who's Lady GaGa?)... It made my teeth hurt"... That, of overhearing his 19-year-old daughter talking about him at a party, Bono said: "I went in to get some wine out of the fridge and I heard her talking to her friends, because she loves Jay-Z and Beyonce. I heard her saying, 'He's probably boring their a***s off talking about Africa'. And, actually, I think I was at the time"... That Eddie Murphy will play Richard Pryor in the biopic... That Chris Rock would do a better job... That, when Coolio decided to go crowd surfing at a gig in Stoke-On-Trent, the following occurred: "He nearly flattened one poor girl. Then all the students decided to launch on him. They grabbed whatever they could, including his trainers, watch, chains and glasses. He was pulled back on stage by the bouncers. They got his shoes back for him"...That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
