That Joaquin Phoenix's spokesperson has retorted to comments made by a random psychiatrist who said there was "something wrong" with the actor's behaviour on Letterman... That Susan Patricola said: "How absolutely inappropriate for a doctor who has no personal interaction or relationship with someone to diagnose them. And to do so in a public forum. (I) hope they spelled his name right. Another 15-minute 'expert' is born! Astonishingly inappropriate!"... That U2 started their week-long residency on Letterman last night... That, afterwards, they partook in a spot of snow shoveling for some reason unbeknowst to the general public... Perhaps their car was stuck, who knows... That Adam either forgot his shirt or needs a smaller one... That of his lyrics, Bono said: "I wince because of either what I think is an unfinished lyric or a vocal moment I don't like... I thought they were fairly inane but in the studio (Brian) Eno and (Daniel) Lanois thought they were perfect. I told them they were only sketches and I could do much better. But Eno is all about capturing the moment so those words stayed. Now I have to sing them for the rest of my life and it's our most successful live song"... That, surprisingly, he's referring to Where The Streets Have No Name, rather than Elevation or Get on Your Boots... That Lily Allen said: "I got a Twitter from her dad saying 'Dear Lily, I think you have an alcohol problem that needs addressing. From Michael Lohan.' I was, like, leave me alone"... That, according to TMZ, Tom Cruise has "threatened legal action against the owners of a T-shirt company who allegedly plan to use his image to promote garments featuring the slogans 'Sex Addict' and 'Everything Turns Me On'"... In response to the news, Addictiontee.com said: "We're going into production of a T-shirt inspired by Cruise's attorney with the words 'legal addict' on the front and 'I sue everybody' on the back"... That Beyonce said: "I'm a little messy... Whenever I’m out in public, I have to be put together. When I get home, I rebel against it and I don't want to take care of anything. I drop it. I'm relaxed. I don't have any shoes on. No make-up. My purse is in the kitchen. I think that is most difficult thing for him (Jay-Z). He's very, very organised. I'm extremely organised when I'm working, and I work so much that when I get home I don't want to think about anything"... That Alesha Dixon took a tumble on a toilet break during the Red Nose climb up Mount Kilimanjaro: "Dixon was behind some bushes where she slipped and rolled several yards down a steep ledge. But the rest of the group knew she had survived her ordeal when her distinctive laughter rang out from the bushes"... Literally... That the original Fergie said: "My love life's diabolical. Either men find me too strong-willed, or they think I'm too close to Prince Andrew. Anyway, I don't want to sound desperate but I'd like someone to come and join me on planet Sarah"... That Mario Bello is starring in yet another upbeat indie film called Rape: A Love Story... That it will co-star Samuel L Jackson... That Danny Boyle has been approached to direct the next Bond movie... That Jennifer Aniston said: "I get offered funny, quirky, pretty roles. I'd love to do an action movie. James Bond. Glamour. Daniel Craig. S**t-loads of fun"... That Rob Lowe said: "I got a phone call from the president of ABC who said, 'You're getting too dark. Seriously, stay out of the sun.' I go, 'I'm not tanning. I'm active. I surf and I kayak'. If you stand next to Calista Flockhart, anybody's going to look like (singer) Harry Belafonte. I wear (sunscreen) over my entire face and a hat that has a chin strap. I look like the biggest idiot"... That Calista Flockhart said: "I was never starstruck (by her fiance, Harrison Ford). I have not seen Star Wars, isn't that amazing... I'm sure it is (good). It's weird that I haven't seen it. We lived in a small town and the movie theatre was an hour away. And I was 12 - the perfect age to see it"... Not the perfect age to fall for someone 23 years your senior, however... That Jo Wood said: "I don't want things to get messy. Me and Ronnie are really good mates now. You can't be with someone for 31 years and not stay good mates"... That Lynda Carter said: "I've always liked Joss (Whedon), and Eliza (Dushku) would make a great Wonder Woman"... That, of the Magnum PI remake, Tom Selleck said: "They haven't called, they haven't written. I keep hearing they're developing one but I don't know whether I'm going to be in it... but they keep doing (fan) polls, and I keep winning them"... That, of her latest stage role in 33 Variations, Jane Fonda said: "Looking at these more realistic, unadorned photos of myself, I had to take a deep breath, and... allow myself to acknowledge, I mean really allow the truth in - I am old. I am matronly. I asked one of my co-stars, 'How come bags under Vanessa Redgrave's eyes look noble and under mine they look like crap?'... This is what I have been given. This profession requires humility - alongside the ego that wishes we looked better"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
