That this eye-watering episode of Rumours features, Mark Ronson's dodgy new do; Paris Hilton's latest flight of inanity; Glenda Gilson falling going hoop over boob; Jennifer Aniston's hairdressing bill; Rosario Dawson's window-licking mother; and Danielle Westbrook's nose...... That LuLu said: "It's cheapened the music and it is exploitative. I would never have stripped off like that and gyrated up and down a pole. There are talented kids who don't need to do that but it is just expected of them. It's so regressive. I feel bad for them. To be a singer, you have to be naked and do things with your body and men on video. What has that got to do with the music?"... That Paris Hilton has ordered a diamond encrusted dashboard for her pink Continental GT Bentley... A source said: "I guess she's not hit too badly by the recession. When the man said she wanted to stud the dashboard with a couple of hundred grand’s worth of diamonds, we were stunned. We're used to dealing with the stars so we expect the odd extravagance, but this is something else"... Entertainment.ie would suggest sending her to Africa for at least a year but the continent's inhabitants have enough hardships to contend with... That Jennifer Aniston spent $50k on her hair for Europe's Marley and Me premieres: "The steep sum includes the cost of jetting (hairdresser Chris) McMillan back and forth be tween Paris and London, his first- class-hotel stays and his sky-high styling fees, which allegedly cost more than $2,000 a tress session, according to Britain's Daily Mail"... That, of "offering" Lily Allen a mode of transport to Glastonbury last year, Mark Ronson said "you can have anything you want, a car, a driver, a helicopter. She completely took me seriously! And what was I going to say at that point? I had to f**king pay for it. She got the helicopter"... That a pastry chef has admitted to thrashing Jay Kay's Ferrari, 'causing €35,000 worth of damage... Mr. Billington, the chef in question, had been socialsing with the singer when he said some "deeply offensive comments"... That Danielle Westbrook is the latest in a long line of ex-EastEnders castoffs who might be rejoining the show... That she was last seen looking madourvit in The Queen Vic circa the year 2000... That Blake Fielder Civil is dating a 16-year-old schoolgirl from Essex... That Glenda Gilson fell on her face and fractured her cheek... That high heels are to blame... That Lauren Conrad has spoken out about "her" three-book deal: "They will tell a behind-the-scenes story of a young girl who moves to LA and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show. [They] are definitely influenced by my own life. Some of the characters may symbolise people in my life, but it is in no way calling anyone out"... That "her" first novel is called LA Candy... That, of touring America, Noel Gallagher said: "I'm not too keen on touring there. It's not like Europe. There are a lot of people eating pizza. It gets a bit soul-destroying after a while when you're playing. I'm not keen on it but you have to go there I suppose"... That Noel also said: "I hope the financial crisis gets a bit worse - at least we’ll get a few good albums out of it. When we started in the early nineties it was a pretty grim time when the Conservative (party) was still in power. Times of crisis usually bring out the best in music and fashion and politics and things like that"... That Rosario Dawson said: "My mom licked me - that was her punishment. If I was a little uppity or if I didn't listen or if she wanted to get my attention, she'd lick the side of my face or under my armpit. My mom's a six-foot-tall amazon and she'd say, 'You came out of my vagina and I own every part of you,' and she'd lick me like I was her wee pup and she was a lioness. It was humiliating and really intense. Very primal. It's not spanking, but it definitely works"... There are too many things wrong with that sentence to even attempt passing comment... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
