That this steaming installment of Rumours features Amy Winehouse straddling Nick Grimshaw; Bono doing Jesse Presley; Robin Williams' ticker; Nell McAndrew's mounds; and Katy Perry's ego..... That, of Will Smith ringing him to give advice to his son on playing the new Karate Kid, Ralph Macchio said: "It was very cool. He called and said, 'Would you mind getting on the phone with my son?' I felt like Yoda to young Skywalker. (Jaden was) adorable and completely respectful and excited. I just told him to have fun. That was my advice"... That residual bitterness stopped Macchio from being actually helpful...  That Robin Williams has to have "an aortic valve replacement"... He was admitted to hospital with breathlessness a few days ago... That Andy Burrows has finally seen the light and told fellow bandmate Johnny Borrell where to go: "Andy has had enough of Johnny. They've always had a turbulent relationship - not least over who was behind their No1 single America. But it was this recent trip to the States that brought everything to a head"... That Johnny has already hired a new drummer... That Katy Perry attempts to flirt with Rick Edwards on this weekend's T4, saying: "You don't have a crush on me, do you? Let's get down and dirty"... She's about as subtle as a dose of the clap... That Amy Winehouse is gingerly easing herself back into the London party scene... Here she is, keeping a low profile with Nick Grimshaw, at the launch of Ray-Ban Colorize held at Selfridges yesterday (March 5th)... That Nell McAndrew said of breastfeeding: "Breast-feeding is the most natural thing in the world - and it's so good for my (3-year-old) son that I don't see any reason to stop. I would never tell other women they have to breast-feed because it's down to individual choice. And by the same token if a mum wants to carry on breast-feeding until their child is five, six or seven that that's fine too"... That Jerry Hall said: "I personally find having a sexual relationship with people in their 20s incredibly boring. I much prefer older people. [People in their 20s] listen to such horrible music. They haven't the same references... and I find it a bit creepy if you're having sex with people the same age as your children"... That, of attempting to meet Radiohead at The Grammys, Miley Cyrus said: "My manager asked and said, you know, 'Miley, she's really obsessed and she'd really like to meet them,' and they were like, 'Yeah, we don't really do that'. I left 'cause I was so upset. I wasn't going to watch! I'd already texted all my friends, we were all freaking out... Stinkin' Radiohead! I'm gonna ruin them, I'm gonna tell everyone"... That, of a new stage character Bono's working on (which debuted at the The Grammys. It's basically MacPhisto sans horns and ponytail), he said: "I thought I looked very sexy in eye make-up... I was calling him Elvis' dead brother, Jesse, which maybe is in poor taste. It's still in development! I started just messing with it a few weeks ago"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...

OTHER RUMOURS...