All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That this comeback espisode of "Rumours" features LeAnn Rimes creating a whirlwind of interest around a Lifetime produced TV film; Madonna turning her back on Jesus; Katy Perry turning Josh Groban to the dark side; a sex tape starring a bit of Brown; and Michael Jackson's bid to adopt new blood... That Amy Winehouse has had her new songs rejected by her record label, Island: "Amy was very productive during her stay in St Lucia. She wrote a hell of a lot of songs, but the majority of them just aren't hitting the mark. She seems to have ditched her trademark vintage soul sound and is now heavily influenced by reggae. Her bosses don't think it's a wise move to change her style so sharply and have told her that"... That, after she failed to categorically deny having an affair with actor Eddie Cibrian (she co-starred with him in made for TV movie called Northern Lights, which she just so happens to be plugging at the minute), singer LeAnn Rimes now has to deal with claims that her husband, Dean Sheremet, is gay... That Sheremet's alleged cousin, "Pebbles", rang into an American radio station to state "He's been gay since he was probably five"... LeAnn and Dean responded with this statement: "Although Dean and LeAnn never knew they had a cousin named Pebbles, they are glad to hear that she has come out of the woodwork. Dean and LeAnn are also interested in connecting with their other long lost family members: Fred, Wilma, Barney and Bamm-Bamm. So Pebbles, please let us know if you have spoken to them, too"... That Lindsay Lohan said: "It's scary when you realise, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. And (I) have a house to pay for now'... I love doing photo shoots. I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I'd do that... because that's fun for me. That's not work"... That Lindsay's latest ad campaign isn't exactly a stunning illustration of "fun", or her acting skills for that matter... That there could be a sex tape featuring Rihanna and Chris Brown coming our way soon: "Star is reporting that Rihanna and Chris Brown made some 'home movies' that she's worried about being leaked to the media now that they're on a break"... That Madonna has ended her relationship with Jesus: "She was drawn to Jesus. But it was just a bit of fun and she's enjoyed herself. But she is growing bored of the relationship and her family comes first. He would ruin her chances of adopting again. And the pictures of him with Luciana made her realise that he'll be better suited to somebody his own age"... That Michael Jackson wants to adopt a child while performing at London's O2 arena: "Before his concerts he has said he wants to spend at least three weeks in Britain, getting used to the time zone and exploring the country. It is during this period that he wants to have meetings about adoption. He has not said if he wants a boy or girl, just that it would be good for the family to have another brother or sister"... Another source said: "His life is his children. Wherever he goes, they go, and he has said it would be good to have another child. Contact has been made with an adoption agency in Britain which has a very good reputation... He feels he has shaken off the sex abuse allegations. It is a new beginning"... That Prince Michael I, Paris, and Prince Michael II are getting on in years... That Natasha Bedingfield married in Malibu yesterday... That Katy Perry is dating the polar oppposite to Travis McCoy, AKA Josh Groban... That Heather Mills has landed a deal worth £3million to promote Burger King's new veggie delights: "Heather is ecstatic. She believes she can change the eating habits of millions. She's also being paid a lot of money and the deal will help boost her standing... Sir Paul will probably see a certain sense of irony in Heather's career move. But he won't be fuming. If more people become vegetarian as a result of this, then some good will come out of it"... That M.I.A. (real name Mathangi Maya Arulpragasam) has named her son Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman... That Project Runway finalist Kenley Collins has been arrested for "attacking her ex-fiance" with a number of articles, namely a "laptop computer, several apples, some water" and a spooked "cat", complete with flailing claws... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...