That, in yet more life-changing Twittering news, Jennifer Aniston has dumped John Mayer 'cause he spent too much time on the damn thing: "Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn't have time for her and yet his page was filled with updates! Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he'd update with some stupid line. She was like, 'He has time for all this Twittering, but he can't send me a text, an email, make a call?' He didn't deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she ended things, he just said OK, and he was sorry it didn't work out"... That Twittering will continue to consume the earth until some celebrity invites an endoscope web camera to crawl up their hoop... Entertainment.ie's money is on Alicia Douvall or, indeed, John Mayer being the first to dole out said invites... Speaking of which, The Mirror has treated us to an example of John Mayer's Tweets: "Here's an example from earlier today: "Life is like walking through a funhouse. It's dark, people are pushing, and you can't turn around. You just follow the cracks of light"... Until a shaft of it beams up his ass... That "Britney Spears has paid almost $3million dollars on at least seventeen legal firms and lawyers to get her life back in order since her dad took over her affairs"... That, of Lindsay Lohan's spiraling money depletion, a source said: "Lindsay is spending like crazy! She's living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam's because Lindsay doesn't really have any of her own at the moment; she's really taken on the 'man' role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better"... Lindsay's latest purchases included a Rolex and a Maserati... That whoever keeps trying to put Chris Moyles on the telly needs to cop themselves on; "The first Chris Moyles' Quiz Night took a ratings hammering. While he barely scraped a million viewers, on ITV1 police drama Lewis got 6.8million"... That David Letterman wed his longterm partner, Regina Lasko, in secret over the weekend... That Robin Williams "was cracking jokes with the medical team just two hours after (his heart) operation"... That he's lucky they were all fans... That Agyness Deyn and Albert Hammond Jr. have split up... That, upon hearing the news that Dancing on Ice winner Ray Quinn landed the role of Danny in the West End version of Grease, judge Jason Gardiner said: "Oh my God, he's been cast as Danny? That's a ridiculous casting, he's going to look like a munchkin. Danny's supposed to be a hunk. Ray's so small! A four-foot Danny is just ridiculous. Ray's wonderful, but that's absurd"... That Anne Hathaway "is set to play Judy Garland in both film and stage adaptations of Gerald Clarke's 2000 biography"... That Michael Jackson plans to journey to his O2 gigs via the Thames by boat: "He loves the idea of turning up by boat - he thinks its much more glamorous and very James Bond"... That, of trying to get tickets to said Michael Jackson's gigs, Chris Martin said: "I was looking at it on the internet and thought, 'I'd better buy some for myself' and I couldn't. They were totally sold out. To sell out like that is a testament to talent. It is just amazing to sell out 50 shows in one city in a big arena. It's the biggest comeback since Lazarus. It's good news - but not for me"... That Jackson has invited the cast of Harry Potter to the opening night of his O2 shows, offering "Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint access all areas passes"... That a source said: "Michael is a huge fan of the Harry Potter books and films. He was utterly enchanted by the magic of J.K. Rowling's novels. The tales of Harry and his pals in the books gripped him. He has followed them all religiously. He is a big admirer of the films too, he owns all the movies and he has bought memorabilia for his collection. He has also shown an interest in going to the premiere for the final instalment of the Potter films"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
