That certain celebrities are "giving up their knickers for charity" ... Stars including Fergie, Jordan, Helen Mirren and Daniel Day-Lewis have signed a pair of "their" knickers to sell in aid of a charity initiative raising money for asylum seekers in North London. The funds raised from the eBay auction will be used to buy food parcels, housing supplies and clothing for immigrants... entertainmen.ie's favourite pants belong to Day-Lewis... That those belonging to Helen Mirren will quell a sea of fantasies... Sadly we don't have shots of Ricky Gervais's knicks; we'd like to see the source of "knob or bollock"... That Michael Jackson now wants to enter his O2 gigs astride an elephant: "He hopes to make it the most spectacular gig ever. For the jungle section, he wants to ride out on an African elephant with panthers led on gold chains. Parrots and other birds will fly behind him. If it goes to plan it will look incredible"... That it will also be picketed by PETA... That Michael Jackson was last pictured leaving a "medical centre" in Beverly Hills with one of his kids' face entirely obscured by a blue surgical cap... Why he even has to go through an adoption agency is beyond me... That Madonna's behavior might cost her adoption of another Malawian child... That an official have been quoted as saying: "The news she is linked to another woman's husband (A-Rod) and a young man less than half her age (Jesus) makes us question her morals. We do not only look at the material issues, but also the moral standing of prospective adoptive parents, because we do not want our children's morals to be corrupted"... And there we thought she just forked over a few quid... That, after Jennifer Aniston dumped him for using Twitter too much, John Mayer Tweeted: "This heart didn't come with instructions"... That his head comes with a label marked "dick"... That David Van Day dumped his girlfriend, Sun journalist Sue Moxley, "live" on The Wright Stuff on Channel 5... Van Day said on the show: "She comes round an hour and a half late, and as she comes in she tells me she has to leave in three hours because she has a deadline at the paper to get some stuff off her computer, because she can't get it off mine. After I've gone out all day, roses, three course meal. And I thought, well, you know, this is too much. So Sue, I've had enough. Honestly, I can't do this anymore and I mean this sincerely. I love you but I'm not prepared to put up with this anymore. So would I dump you now? Yes I would. You've been dumped, live on air, on TV. Celebrity dumping"... Some people will deny themselves everything for one moment's attention... That Simon Cowell admitted on Leno that he was too busy to meet up with President Obama: "He wanted to have dinner and our diaries didn’t quite match. We just didnt quite connect"... That Leno replied, "And what were you doing - whitening your teeth? Fixing your hair?"... That it's Willow from Buffy/Alyson Hannigan's 35th birthday today... That she's due to deliver her first child, with her husband Alexis Denisof, any day now... That I only just copped that Denisof played Wesley Wyndam-Pryce in Buffy and Angel... That I should be fired *shuffles feet*... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out... 

OTHER RUMOURS...