That Jim Carrey, Sean Penn, and, uh, Benicio Del Toro are starring in a Farelly Brothers version of The Three Stooges... That Natalie Portman was caught wearing the face off Sean Penn at the Sunset Towers Hotel... According to a source talking to Star magazine: "They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms. They came back about 45 minutes later, and that's when I saw them making out. There's a door outside of the hotel's Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it's semi-private. I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains - and that's when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves"... That Robin Wright Penn can seek solace in the knowledge that Natalie Portman is something of an upgrade compared to random Russian girls... That Bruce Willis met his new wife, Emma Hemming, via a casting: "During the casting of Perfect Stranger (the suspense movie Willis made with Halle Berry two years ago), Bruce was very involved with the casting. In fact, you could say he was extremely involved no matter how minor the role... He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to 'read,' he was there in the meeting. It was odd for the star of a movie to do so, but at the time he was single and I guess he needed a date... He started dating (model) Tamara Feldman, with whom he coincidentally enough had a sex scene. (He) started dating both Tamara and Emma but obviously, Emma eventually won out"... That Scarlett Johansson's husband, Ryan Reynolds said: "I love Twilight. Oh my God, are you kidding me? Robert Pattinson in a word: dreamy"... When asked if he'd like to act opposite Pattinson, he said: "Sure... Look, I'm not gay - but I'm thinking about it!"... That a crewmember who is working alongside Pattinson on the set of the new Twilight movie, New Moon said: "He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks"... That Chris O'Dowd, during an interview, mentioned he used entertainment.ie the odd time... We hope he doesn't mind that we only gave The Boat That Rocked two stars... That Paul Gascoigne said: "I put the Bible in the (hotel) safe because I thought it was listening to my conversation. So I'm looking at this teddy bear and the teddy bear obviously is still, but when I'm moving I think it's staring at us for no reason, so I stuck the teddy bear in with the Bible and locked the safe"... That 82-year-old actress Cloris Leachman, AKA Lois's mother from Malcolm in The Middle, has released her memoirs... That it contains a passage about a dinner date with Gene Hackman in San Francisco circa the '70s: "As we moved into the main course, it was as if a cosmic wind enveloped us. Some giant space magnet was pulling us together. We didn't finish the meal. We went upstairs, flew into bed and made love. It was epic. And the next morning, Gene went back to his film and I went back to mine. I haven't seen Gene since that night, but I remember well the feisty lad he was"... That Paris Hilton's new boyfriend, The Hills' Doug Reinhardt, said: "Paris would make a great mom; she's my angel princess. I'd love to have some mini Parises one day"... That one (or preferably both) of them needs to be sterilised on the sly, pronto... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
