That Madonna's adoption hearing in Malawi has been deferred 'til Friday... That the 61-year-old grandmother of the 4-year-old girl Madonna would like to adopt said: "Why doesn't this singer pick other children? It is stealing. I want to go to court, I won't let her go"... That spokesperson for Save The Children said: "People like her are looking for the most beautiful child. They wouldn't choose a child with a disability. It doesn't help to take one child out of an orphanage to a palace and buy them a pony. Madonna's heart may be in the right place - but she's setting a terrible example"... That Lourdes is fierce majestic for a 12-year-old... That Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now looking to adopt a child from India... What Coleen Rooney is pregnant with Wayne's spawn... That they've been "trying" since Chrismas *shudders*... That "bookies are offering 25/1 odds that they would call a little girl Waynetta"... That Russell Crowe has shorn the locks he grew for his upcoming role in Robin Hood: "I just got sick of it. I made two movies working around the length of the hair - just for Robin Hood - and then, once we finally got the green light, and I knew that I had to click into the work-outs seriously, it didn't suit any more"... That Crow is forgoing the tights, as previously mentioned, in favour of a little leather number: "Basically, the period we're dealing with is 1198 to 1202 and tights weren't invented for another 400 years. I do have a pretty nice, snazzy pair of leather pants with a rather large cod piece"... That Brian O'Driscoll popped the question to Amy Hubermann over the weekend... That he spelt out "Will you marry me" in flowers on the lawn of their home... That the honeymoon's over for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner: "Jennifer is making Ben pay. She is fining Ben $5 every time he leaves the toilet seat up. Jennifer got so irritated and grossed out by his habit. So she made him agree to pay money every time he leaves the seat up"... That the same could be said for Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's relationship: "Justin asked one of his longtime best friends how much time he'd need to give Jessica if he asked her to move out of their New York City apartment without seeming like a jerk"... That Hustler is planning a Star Trek themed porno: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX! will follow Not Three's Company XXX and This Ain't Happy Days XXX onto DVD"... That, of being asked to cameo in the Japanese remake of Sideways, Paul Giamatti said: "They asked me to be in it, actually... I don't know what I was going to play. I said no. I felt my career hasn't hit that low yet. I thought, ‘What am I gonna play - the sushi chef or something?... They got a strange, little troll to play me"... Funny that... That Fatboy Slim has "extended his time in rehab"... That Sharon Osbourne has now got eighteen dogs running around her home, as she keeps taking in strays... That Ozzy mumbled: "She's a soft touch, I have to pay the bills... In the morning, it smells wonderful in my house. That morning breeze; get a lung full of that, it kicks you off for the day... They still crap in the bedroom"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
