That U2 are kicking off some low key "secret gigs" in Cork tomorrow... That, despite having almost 1,600 votes on our Late Late Presenter poll, I'm still in joint 6th place with Sir Terry Wogan... That I'm thrilled and disturbed, in equal measures... That I keep asking Dara to take my name off the list but he appears to be ignoring me... That Josh Hartnett was hospitalised in the wee hours of the morning with severe "abdominal pain"... According to E! News: "Hartnett was out Sunday at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont when he began 'suffering from a flare of a gastrointestinal problem that plagued him while he was starring in the West End of London during the production of Rain Man'"... That he is still under observation at LA's Cedars-Sinai Medical Center... That Matt Dillon has been fined a whopping $800 after being caught speeding last December... That was the fine for his guilty plea - if he's convicted he could face a year in prison... We're guessing that won't happen... That Outkast's Andre 3000 was arrested for speeding in Georgia this weekend... That he'd to post $1,200 bail before being released... That Kanye West felt the need to blog: "I know my life is the Truman Show for everyone to judge and comment on but I'm not doing a reality show. I'm not doing anything 'for the camera'! I have some ego problems, b**ched out at award shows, have control issues and make some questionable fashion choices but never question MY manhood. This is a message to everybody out there!"... That (Belfast) Ben from The Apprentice was fired from his stockbrokers job once they found out he'd landed a spot on the show... That an ex-colleague said: "Ben has the biggest head in the world. As soon as he knew he had been selected to audition, he became unbearable. He kept saying, 'I'm leaving you losers and going to win The Apprentice.' We all laughed - until we realised he was serious"... That Ben has been quoted as saying: "To me, making money is better than sex"... That means he's not doing it right... That William H. Macy said: "The prom was a big deal, but I didn't lose my virginity on prom night like I was supposed to have done. My prom date had told her parents that she wouldn't be home because she was going to spend the night with her girlfriend. Of course, there was a hotel room available to us. But all I wanted to do was drive the damn car. I thought, 'I can get laid any time, but my brother will never loan me this car again'"... That, of Leonardo DiCaprio, Zac Efron said: "I've spent some time with him and we were talking one day and it was kind of his way-out-the-door, last-minute advice. He said, 'Oh, by the way, if you really want to mess this all up, try heroin'. I said, 'Thanks', and he said, 'No, seriously, that's pretty much the only way you're going to screw this up, and you shouldn't go down that road - it will mess you up without fail. Do not do drugs'. That was enough for me - that's all I needed to hear"... That Alyssa Milano (who's just released a book and might be looking for more TV work) has been busying championing female-driven shows: "I think people connected to the sister relationships and women fans are the most loyal in the business. It's absolutely true and it's why most of the female-driven shows do well and last longer"... In addition to this, she said "The women buy the most stuff so the networks can charge more for advertising"... That Lipstick Jungle has been cancelled after two seasons... That Steve Angello, the DJ at the centre of the "Miami club brawl" involving Paris and the dude from The Hills, said: "Paris's story is a joke. She kept demanding I play hip-hop, not Madonna, Daft Punk or anyone else - I'm not a hip-hop DJ. I don't have a bodyguard either. Her guy punched me first and I defended myself. No-one else was involved. She might be used to people saying yes to her 24/7, but she’s not going to get that from me. The Winter Music Conference is about the music, and that’s the reason people travel to it from all over the world. It’s not about spoilt girls getting what they want"... That, of his Parkinson's, Michael J. Fox said: "I'm a dad, I'm a husband, I'm an activist, I'm a writer and I'm just a student of the world. This is one fact of my life, but it's not the totality of my life. It doesn't define me"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
