That this bulging installment of 'Rumours' includes Demi Moore saving lives; VictoriaBeckham's comedic vocal talent; GeriHalliwell's ex-fiance; AnneHathaway's additional pressure to remain emaciated; and Robbie's joy at Amy's departure from High Barnet......... That, of learning the British public had located his wife's grave, a source close to Jack Tweed said: "Jack is not happy. He doesn't want the whole graveyard being trampled by strangers. He'll get very upset if he tries to visit over the coming days and there are hundreds of people there. The family really hoped their privacy would be respected"... That Jeff Brazier took his and Jade's two sons to Australia to escape the media attention surrounding Saturday's funeral... He brought them to a beach where they "they wrote letters to the star before placing them in a bottle and sending it off to sea"... According to the News of The World, one note read: "We love you very much and speak about you every day, we know you are with us when we play on the beach, eat our dinner and even when we are colouring in pictures for you, we know we can talk to you and you'll hear us. You are always in our thoughts and in our hearts mum, we are proud of you and you'll never to be forgotten"... Cue mental image of a snorkeling NOTW hack intercepting said bottle a mile off shore... That Farrah Fawcett is expected to lose her three year battle with cancer in a matter of days... The Charlie's Angels beauty has been in a coma since Thursday... That Ringo Star and Paul McCartney reunited in New York on Saturday night at a benefit gig and did a rendition of A Little Help From My Friends for a 7,000 strong audience... That AmyWinehouse's neighbours, namely Robbie and Claudine Keane, are elated that the singer has decamped to St Lucia: "Robbie and Claudine were worried their life would get swallowed up by the circus that follows Amy around. But now that she's gone back to St Lucia, they are relived they won't be disturbed at all hours of the night by her and her pals. That job will now be taken by their new baby"... That Twitter is now saving lives... Demi Moore reported a suicide after one of her fans tweeted that she was going to "cut her arm"... That Moore then responded: "Everyone I was very torn about responding or retweeting that woman's post but felt uncomfortable just letting it go... Thanks everyone for reaching out to the San Jose PD I am told they are aware and no need to call anymore. I do not know this woman"... That Ashton, who has nothing else to be doing, threw his two cents in with yet another Tweet: "wifey reported a suicide attempt based on a at reply tweet she got and saved someones life. the woman is in the hospital now"... That ChrisBrown's arraignment for felony assault charges commences tomorrow...That Rihanna has legged it to her native Barbados to be "as far away from this case as possible"...That Anne Hathaway is to start modeling for Marc Jacobs: "Marc and Anne have forged a fast but very intense friendship and they're going to start doing public appearances together soon. Anne hasn't signed up to do any advertising yet but, by dressing her, Marc can infuse his line with a fresh but famous face"... That would make a change from his last muse, Victoria Beckham... That Posh Spice has been lending her comedic vocal abilities to Spongebob Squarepants: "She isn't interested in becoming an actress but voice-over work is something that appealed. Scriptwriters created the role of a posh British princess especially for her and were blown away by what a natural she was. Network bosses have been in touch ever since, offering more work"... That GeriHalliwell's ex-fiance, Fabrizio Politi, said of Victoria Beckham: "To be honest, looks and dress-wise she was normally more my cup of tea than Geri as she dresses like me - a little more refined and elegant"... That Politi said he and Geri split due to a "very bad situation"... That he got to know her... That, of releasing another record, Geri said: "Everybody has their moment and their time. Let somebody else have a crack at it. There are younger people around now... I don't want to say never, though. Who knows? I could do a record when I'm 60"... That's my nerves shot for the next 30 odd years... That, of video directors, 5ft1in Lady GaGa said: "They use this trick where they can make you look bigger than you are. It's great - I am not alone in using this trick. Lots of girls do it, you know"... That such wizardy generally involves the employment of a sturdy box... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
