That Lady GaGa went out partying in London's Bungalow 8, looking like asheer t*t, while Paris Hilton and (a very wasted looking) Kelly Osbourne were in Mahiki... That Paris "demanded the toilets were cleared every time she used them and asked for a private VIP area"... That Amy Winehouse is now dating a waiter in St. Lucia... That DJ AM has landed his own reality show... That Gordon Ramsay is serving his diners "ready-made meals costing as little as £1.92 at several of his fancy bistros, The Sun can reveal"... The Sun continues: "The foul-mouthed TV chef - whose shows include Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares - runs a backstreet kitchen which sends posh dishes including coq au vin to the eateries by Transit van... They are heated and sold to diners with mark-ups of up to 586 PER CENT. The £1.92 fishcake portions cost £11.25 at one pub, and 75p sausage rolls go for £3.50"... That Ramsay had once told a Sun reporter: "My food hell is any ready meal"... That a 26-year-old woman, dressed in combats, was arrested outside BritneySpear's home after she was found "peering through the pop-star's windows"... Her name is Miranda Tozier-Robbins... That Heidi Klum is pregnant with child number four - her third with Seal... That Kate Moss has had a drink ban enforced upon her after she contracted a fungal infection which requires strong antibiotics... A source said: "Kate fancied a little pampering when she went to New York for the launch of her clothing range in Topshop. She normally uses beauty salons in the five-star hotels she stays in but she decided to pop into a parlour in Chinatown. She regrets the decision now as the nail on her big toe on her right foot has turned yellow and has become really thick and ugly. She is certain she caught a fungal infection from the cheap salon"... That she's especially pissed off cause it means she can't booze while at Coachella... That Susan Boyle has now been interviewed/patronised by Diane Sawyer... You can see this back-breakingly awful interaction here, which includes the imagery of Susan encased in red leather avec blonde wig, and the channeling of her dead parents... That her YouTube footage has now had over 30,000,000 hits... A spokesman for West Lothian Council said: "A Hollywood director left a voicemail asking for details for Susan. The director said that she wants to cast Susan in a movie she's doing. It's been crazy here with people calling from all over including New York and Washington. We've had everyone really. It's been quite bizarre"... That Zac Efron said: "I'm definitely not getting married. In this business, you're either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I'm not getting married until I'm 40. If ever. The thought never crossed my mind. Maybe not 40. Maybe not until I'm 30... I wasn't programmed by Disney. It's common sense. If you're gonna be drunk with your friends, don't get wasted at the Chateau Marmont and hook up with some famous chick. It's not rocket science"... Someone might want to remind him that Vanessa Hudgens is quite famous... That, of spending 48 hours with Discovery's Bear Grylls in north Sweden, Will Ferrell said it was "a thrill of a lifetime, even though I did get urine drunk, which is sad"... That, of the programme, Variety reported: "The two also find food in the forest, improvise snowshoes and drink their own urine"... That, of HulkHogan's comments that he "totally understood the O.J. thing", LindaHogan's rep said: "Linda and her family are taking these homicidal comments seriously. Her attorney, Ray Rafool, is weighing all options necessary to protect his client"... That Eminem's 23-year-old brother has been arrested for DUI... That Katie Price said: "I don't have any regrets about who I am. If it wasn't for the Jordan image I wouldn't have the house and I wouldn't be able to support the kids in the way that I do. When they're older I can't wait to show them everything I've done. When Princess goes to The Sun when she's 18 to be a Page 3 girl, I'll encourage her. I'll go: 'Yeah, get them out for the lads'. I think Page 3Idol's brilliant. I started out as a Page 3 girl and it's a great career"... Yeah, if you like stunting your brain and mutilating yourself repeatedly... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
