That this RUSHED installment of Rumours includes Paula Abdul; Danny Dyer (he's having a busy week); Mike Tyson talking about Chris Brown; LadyGaGa's friggin' teacup part VII; and Tara Palmer-Tompkinson........... That I'm off to New York in approximately half an hour *wiggles with excitement*... That Alicia and John will bring you the gossip in my absence... That Kate Moss (seen here leaving London's Nobu restaurant in the company of David 'I'll Do Anything' Walliams)had it off with yet another musician unbeknownst to Jamie Hince... That said incident happened last June in Berlin and involved someone called Eve Berlin of Living Things... That his brother, Lillian (yep, Eve and Lillian, brothers) told The Sun: "Walking in on my brother and Kate Moss with their clothes off, that was very awkward. I don't like to look at my brother naked. Between my brother being naked and seeing Kate Moss naked with my brother, that was very awkward"... Of Jamie Hince, Lillian said: "No comment. What he doesn't know won't hurt him"... That Lady GaGa rang Gordon Smart of The Sun to talk about her teacup yesterday: "She hasn't got a name but she's quite famous now, so I made her stay in today. I take her everywhere because she makes me feel at home. I used to have tea at home with my mother every day, you see... I've made a habit of drinking out of china because it makes me feel grounded. I don't think it's a good lifestyle to always be eating and drinking out of paper. It's very wasteful"... That Paula Abdul is still claiming general insanity instead of intoxication: "No, no, no, no, no. And you can check my medical records there is nothing like that. I was never on Oxycontin or Vicodin or anything like that. I was on nerve medicine and anti-inflammatories. I've never been drunk in my life. I don't like it. It's not my thing. Spending money on clothes and shoes, that's another thing... I'm falling asleep and a camera is on me (shooting Hey Paula). I don't have anything that is shameful. I don't have anything to be embarrassed about that was not accurate documentation of my life"... That Danny Dyer said: "Maybe I've got this image from the way that I speak or because I swear a lot, but I'm a sensitive soul really. I'm not a c***. The last thing I want to do is to be rolling around on the floor in a fight. I cry all the time. I cried at the little kid who sang Michael Jackson in Britain's Got Talent"... That, of Chris Brown, Mike Tyson said: "It's none of my business, but you know what I say about that? I understand the situation. I understand passion with young kids. My personal opinion about that is, he's just a baby. He's just a little baby that don't know how to handle his emotions when it comes to a woman. And he probably hears this and thinks, 'I know how to handle my emotions' - we all think we do. But the fact [is], you look at this person and you might be crazy in love, but we don't know how to handle those feelings"... That, coming from a convicted rapist and near cannibal, is quite the character reference... That TaraPalmer-Tompkinson said: "Men find me really frightening. I am very independent. People think I am much more higher maintenance than I am. Men get scared off by an independent, high-profile woman. I am really variable in my love life. Like Quality Streets. Coffee flavoured, long and thin, the one with the gold wrapper, the one everyone leaves behind"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
