That this sleepy installment of Rumours includes DavidWalliams' stalker - Mrs Walliams; Michael Douglas on Wall Street; the new series of The Irish Apprentice; Lady GaGa being humble; Iggy Pop; the Pratts honeymooning in Mexico; the delectable Dita Von Teese; Simon Cowell loving Paula Abdul; MelGibson's new bird; Wolverine; Julia Roberts cursing Tom Hanks; KeetDuffy's hernia and VanessaHudgens' inherited tree stump legs............... That Mel Gibson confirmed he's dating Russian Oksana Grigioieva by stepping out with her at last night's Wolverine premiere in Hollywood... That she looks nothing like the blonde bird The Sun claimed she was... That Oksana is 39-years-old and split from Timothy Dalton two years ago... She has a 12-year-old son by the former Bond... A rep for Gibson said: "Mel has really been single for almost three years and it's nice to see him getting out and enjoying himself"... That Dita Von Teese is courting a French Count 11 years her junior... That she was spotted with her 25-year-old toy boy at Coachella... That the female stalker who was committed for harassing David Walliams has "married" the comedian in her mental ward... A source said: "Sarah Bartholomew, 29, has now changed her name by deed poll to Sarah Walliams - with the blessing of staff at the hospital where she is sectioned indefinitely... Nurses at Kneesworth House Hospital, near Royston, Herts, helped her fill out the deed poll papers and post off a £33 fee. They are said to have feared legal action if they refused. One astonished cop said: 'Bartholomew really believes she's married to David. Everyone is told to call her Mrs Walliams. She held a ceremony on her ward at which she was both vicar and bride. And she toasted the 'union' with a soft drink. The staff are terrified of saying no to her as they could be breaching her rights. Its madness, she's clearly still obsessed'"... That Michael Douglas is to reprise his role as Gordon Gekko in a sequel to Wall Street... That Catherine Zeta Jones has asked if she can play Susan Boyle in the singer's biopic... That it wouldn't be too pressing a role considering one publishing executive, when faced with Boyle's prospective memoir, said: "She has a story... but it's a short story"... That Simon Cowell said: "Paula's frustrating, she's annoying and I can't understand half of what she's talking about, but there's incredible comfort between us. I think we're possibly secretly in love with each other"... That Lady GaGa said: "You know I am totally confident about my talent, I am totally confident that I am an incredible artist and performer. I have complete faith in myself in so many ways, absolutely. I love the way I look, I am extremely confident about my body, the way I dress, the way I want to look. But I have no confidence when it comes to men. Men are a disaster area for me. It's so weird because I know how to be sexy - I believe I am super sexy, I believe I am incredible but I have absolutely no luck with boyfriends"... 'Cause bigheadedness isn't attractive... That Julia Roberts paid tribute to Tom Hanks at a dinner in New York over the weekend, and spilled such sentiments as: "I love the Coen brothers, but the hair, Tom, I didn't even know what the f**k that movie was about"... That, of The Terminal, said continued: "Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really". That she ended with: "Everybody f**king likes you"... That a new series of The Irish Apprentice was launched today... If you'd like to make a muppet of yourself on TV, you can apply to appear on the show via the TV3.ie/theapprentice... That, despite the outbreak of Swine Flu, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are enjoying their honeymoon in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico... That they're probably immune... That IggyPop's ANNOYING insurance TV ads have finally been banned... According to PRInsider: "Pop became the unlikely face of Internet insurance company SwiftCover.com earlier this year (Feb09). The promo showed the star writhing around and hitting golf balls as he promoted SwiftCover.com's speedy services, declaring 'I got it Swiftcovered. I got insurance on my insurance.' But Britain's Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) has discovered that entertainers are barred from taking out car insurance with the firm - so Pop does not have a Swiftcover policy. A spokesperson for ASA says, 'We concluded the ad was misleading'"... And annoying... That Access Hollywood have disclosed their favourite celebrity boobs... They are as follows: 5. Jennifer Love Hewitt; 4. Jessica Simpson; 3. Halle Berry; 2. Salma Hayek; 1. Scarlett Johansson... That Blue have reformed... That Keet Duffy collapsed after running the London Marathon alongside band mate Ronan Keating... That he had to undergo an "immediate medical attention and underwent an emergency double hernia procedure on Monday (27Apr09)... That Keet managed to talk to The Mirror from his sick bed: "There'd be no way I could do this tour if I didn't have the operation. I'll just have to wait and see how it goes"... That, of the tour which is due to start in a matter of weeks, Ronan said: "We wouldn't tour without him... we'll work something out"... That Mikey Graham chose to offer more insight: "No one is quite sure how long the healing process will be. It leaves us in an unfortunate position because after a hernia operation you can't do too much jumping around"... Thanks for that, Mikey *pats head*... That Vanessa Hudgens said: "I have really strong legs. I inherited them from my dad, who has tree stumps for legs. I've got big calves that look good. When I wear heels, it looks like I've worked out my legs a lot, which is why I love them. I also have a big, big, big toe. I call it my goat toe. I can climb anything"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
