That you can expect to find Petra Nemcova; Helena Christensen;InesMisan;Naomi Campbell; Natalie Portman; Robin Wright Penn; Chris Brown's lawyer; Dita VonTeese's tassles; ParisHilton's breasts; a naked Boy George; a freaked Jack Tweed; and Kelly McGillis' orientation all getting on down in this here Rumours.................. That Lady GaGa has been given the month of August off as her "people" fear a burn out... A source said: "Stefani has been working relentlessly since last summer. She's criss-crossed the globe on numerous occasions promoting her album The Fame and the pressure has now started to get to her. At a recent show in Atlanta she nearly collapsed on stage the day after a particularly wild night out. Her management have spotted the warning signs and do not want her going off the rails" *marks August 1st on calendar with smiley face*... That Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are divorcing again... This comes as no surprise to anyone who saw him blanking her during his Oscar speech... As The New York Post subtly points out, it also won't shock the likes of "Petra Nemcova, Helena Christensen, InesMisan, Naomi Campbell and Natalie Portman, who all befriended Penn during his 13-year marriage to Wright"... That Madonna has given Guy Ritchie access to Rocco and David for three months while she tours Europe for the summer... A source said: "Guy absolutely dotes on his children and can't wait to have them for a whole three months. He is surprised and pleased that Madonna is being so generous - as she has at times been impossible. Madonna will be travelling a lot and agreed it makes sense for them to stay with Guy rather than constantly be uprooted"... Or constantly subjected to mommy's gusset/toy boy... That Dita Von Teese will perform/whip her tassles out onstage during Germany's Eurovision entry on May 16th... The Sun said: "She will appear on stage alongside Alex Christensen and Oscar Loya to play the part of Miss Kiss Kiss Bang in their tune"... That ratings will go through the roof... That ParisHilton's boyfriend, the dude from The Hills, has been coming to her rescue/gleefully punching people in nightclubs again... A source said: "Hilton was enjoying a night out with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt at H Wood nightclub in Los Angeles when the partygoer allegedly grabbed her breasts. Reinhardt, star of reality show The Hills, is understood to have leapt to Hilton's defence with the help of co-star and friend Frankie Delgado... 'Someone managed to get him in a headlock before Doug went over and started punching him. Then the groper started to attack Doug and Doug's pal Frankie Delgado decided to get involved.' Hilton is believed to have stayed away from the incident, choosing instead to hit the dance floor"... She probably thought the guy was just saying hello... That ChrisBrown's lawyer is trying to get his trial dismissed based on the SOUNDEST of arguments... Mark Geragos pushed "for as late a court date as possible to allow him adequate time to respond to the still-pending investigation into just how Rihanna's police photo was released. Should the gruesome photos' appearance prove to be the result of a police transgression, Geragos told E! News that he will move to have Brown's entire case dismissed. 'The leaks can form the basis for a motion to dismiss the case in regards to outrageous governmental misconduct,' Geragos said"... That Leona Lewis has been headbutted by the horse she got for her birthday: "Something startled the horse and it flicked its head back and smacked Leona full in the face. She was knocked flying by the force of it. Everyone rushed over to see if she was OK, she was holding her face in agony. Thankfully she didn't need any surgery, but she was told to stay at home and rest just in case she passed out with concussion. She doesn’t blame the horse though - it was just one of those things"... That Kim Kardashian has launched a look-a-like contest entitled Queen of The Kims... It's open to "real girls" and "drag queens"... That Jack Tweed got the willies when he clocked Boy George nude in the prison shower: "Jack isn't exactly the most comfortable person when it comes to getting attention from other men ('cawz he's purty). As soon as he saw Boy George was standing there naked having a wash he was gobsmacked. He grew up listening to George's records but never imagined the first time he met him he would be stark naked in a prison shower"... That Kelly McGillis has turned lesbian (again)... That, funnily enough, she was gay before her tryst with Tom Cruise in Top Gun... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
